Well ok then, you're on! When I first saw crypto I immediately saw the micro-payment economy that the internet was waiting for. Sorry Pain-Pal, you were never a contender and sucked ass right from the start. I find the whole crypto scene quite hilarious, because it takes itself seriously and it barely exists. Without use as currency all these coins are loud boasting in a bar late at night, to be forgotten the next morning. Only Doge has made the effort to make inroads as an actual currency and I've sold a fair bit of work on
this site (hey, I got upvoted! Joy.) But like all things Doge-related, it's a bit silly. Now I like silly, but only in my pants. This site looks professional, has some gravitas. After I've recovered from this three day work jag I will be back to sling color onto your white background.
Or I might just lie there and wonder what's going to happen next....