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[simplelove]

for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

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[organofcorti]

Anyone translate this?

[realnowhereman]

Perhaps some posts written in English would help?

[Foxpup]

Anyone translate this?

for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

"For God's sake, I've made so many posts. The whole reason I became a member was just because I need some bitcoins and to make some friends. Yet I still can't post anything. Life is not fair."

[organofcorti]

Anyone translate this?

for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

"For God's sake, I've made so many pointless posts in order to get out of newbie jail"

FTFY

[Foxpup]

Anyone translate this?

for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

"For God's sake, I've made so many pointless posts in order to get out of newbie jail"

FTFY

I like my translation better, if only because of all the effort I put into literally translating the phrase "member for a whole juts be". I'm still not entirely certain I have the exact meaning (not that it really matters).

[organofcorti]

Sorry, you're quite right. This:

Anyone translate this?

for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

"For God's sake, I've made so many pointless posts juts in order to get out of newbie jail"

FTFY

[Nyaaan]

or the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

I love God. I made so many posts for Him. I signed up because I needed Bitcoins and friends. But I can't stop posting because I fear for my life.

[organofcorti]

awesome translation! I especially like the trouble you went to include the non sequiturs.

[BadBear]

for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

You would've been whitelisted a long time ago if all your posts didn't look like this. I've whitelisted several people in the past few days and intentionally skipped you because of that.

Also

I'm extremely sorry about my grammars and my spellings. I'm not really sober. =/ again sorry about that.

Drunk posting isn't cool, just annoying.

[Kluge]

God and friends, fear your life, as mine is unfair and nothingness. I am drunk, causing me to write insubstantial posts. Soon, I will shock you by writing posts which if manifested, would be a frightful hobgoblin stalking Europe. For friends and Bitcoin!

[organofcorti]

for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

For god's sake! I've had so many erections. My whole member juts with the need for bitcoins and friends. Yet I can't find anyone to have sex with! I don't use condoms.

[Gabi]

the "life is not fear" part is what make me laugh more...

[Matthew N. Wright]

I would like to formally inquire as to the status of my whitelist. I too am interested in receiving this high honor in the community and feel that it is owed to me due to my contributions to the community and this forum, productively and monetarily. I have posted over 4000 messages on this bulletin board system and although I met the required posting count deemed necessary by the sysop and am no longer constrained to the area of beginners, my status is not that of the distinguished "whitelist" elite. I do not understand this and I hereby formally request, hai guyz when can i haz whitelist?

[organofcorti]

So simplelove is your trolling account? 

[rubicon]

I can relate.

[smracer]

for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

OMG I just posted like 30 one line posts!  All I want to do is hurry up and get to the lending section so I can try and scam some Bitcoins.

[BadBear]

I would like to formally inquire as to the status of my whitelist. I too am interested in receiving this high honor in the community and feel that it is owed to me due to my contributions to the community and this forum, productively and monetarily. I have posted over 4000 messages on this bulletin board system and although I met the required posting count deemed necessary by the sysop and am no longer constrained to the area of beginners, my status is not that of the distinguished "whitelist" elite. I do not understand this and I hereby formally request, hai guyz when can i haz whitelist?

[deus-ex-machina]

You would've been whitelisted a long time ago if all your posts didn't look like this. I've whitelisted several people in the past few days and intentionally skipped you because of that.

If it's possible to postpone it even after he reaches the requirements, that's be great. Even I make more sense than OP.

Drunk posting isn't cool, just annoying.

I can vouch for this. Made some of my posts while deprived of sleep and accidentally listed my best buy card for 16 times its value. Technically not drunk posting, but it was enough sleep-deprivation for me to technically be high, so...yeah.

tl;dr version: I agree from firsthand experience.

[Miner07]

I am working my way out of newbie jail!!