God, I hope I'm right about my Satoishi identification

[Blinken]

A couple of years ago I posted my theory of who Satoishi was. God, I hope I am right if this hacker outs him. Then I can lord it over you all unmercilessly. You will never heard the end of it, how I was right and you ignored me. Vindication at last.

[exocytosis]

What's your theory?

[williamj2543]

Satoshi is provably god. He wanted us to make our own monetary system, but we failed so he developed bitcoin for us. Thanks god!

[BitCoinDream]

A couple of years ago I posted my theory of who Satoishi was. God, I hope I am right if this hacker outs him. Then I can lord it over you all unmercilessly. You will never heard the end of it, how I was right and you ignored me. Vindication at last.

Do u mean this post from 2011 that claims Ben Bernanke to be Satoshi ?

Satoshi Nakamoto's identity has been revealed.

It's....



Ben Bernanke! Who would have guessed?

[Blinken]

LOL that's hilarious, no that was a later post.

My identification post was published on this forum on October 24, 2011. It's Robert Hettinga.

[cuddaloreappu]

why bother trying to figure out who is satoshi?

choose from the options available...
http://www.reddit.com/r/satoshistories

[Blinken]

Are you kidding? Why try to figure it out? Only because it is THE BIGGEST IDENTITY MYSTERY OF THE 21st CENTURY, thats why! Duh! What are you dumb?

Satoishi is like the modern Jack the Ripper.

[digitalindustry]

Did you know that Paul Krugman codes ?














think about it...

[digitalindustry]

LOL that's hilarious, no that was a later post.

My identification post was published on this forum on October 24, 2011. It's Robert Hettinga.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hettinga

seems reasonable that he was all up in it.

[chopstick]

Satoshi is a time traveller ... duh

[lemfuture]

Satoshi is a time traveller ... duh

what date in the future was he from?

[Joe_Bauers]

Satoishi is like the modern Jack the Ripper.

Like... What if, threw tha oneders of modarn science, they our the same
person!!1!

[Lethn]

I still think the theory about him being an Alien is best, it makes sense because we haven't seen this kind of technology before and how no government agencies or journalists have been able to properly identify him

[Bitcoinpro]

his English is extremely fluent

[slaveforanunnak1]

if i had to put BTCs on it, i would say it's Shinichi Muchizuki.

[BittBurger]

Satoishi is like the modern Jack the Ripper.

Satoshi banged whores and slit their throats?   Damn.  Learn something new every day.

PS:  JTR was a polish immigrant, apparently.  Named somethingoranother.  Saw the article the other day.  Google it if you're interested.

-B-

[Yeni78]

Satoshi is an AI from the future.

[leannemckim46]

Satoshi is provably god. He wanted us to make our own monetary system, but we failed so he developed bitcoin for us. Thanks god!

This is ridiculous. It is also why he likely wanted to stay anon as he more likely then not does not want people worshiping him like this.

He had a very good idea in creating bitcoin, however he was not alone in execution in the making it as successful as it is today. 

[Razerglass]

Its not Obama?

[bbit]

Its not Obama?

Ron Paul.