The tree of dicks. *BRAND NEW SITE/ART*

[Blazed]

Klye...I think you found your true life calling here.  Amazing tree of cocks we have here...just amazing.

[MRKLYE]

Klye...I think you found your true life calling here.  Amazing tree of cocks we have here...just amazing.

This is my secondary job at the moment. I enjoy drawing art very much and the response I have gotten from the community thus far has been amazing.. Be careful though Blazed.. Someone was speaking about giving you herpies on your branch.

[MRKLYE]

Updated OP to include an idea given to me.

The largest pledging member of the dick tree shall receive an oil painting on canvas of the dick tree some time in the new year.
With December 31st's state of the tree being hand painted by myself and sent to whomever has grown the dick tree the most.
Something to hang in your livingroom proudly!

[awesome31312]

Be trans-inclusive

[MRKLYE]

Be trans-inclusive

Are you insinuating that none of these branches are transsexual?

[awesome31312]

Be trans-inclusive

Are you insinuating that none of these branches are transsexual?

I am just saying, not only does overgrown genitalia give an indirect warning about genetic mutations, but it offends those who barely have an inch of penis.

[Soccruo]

UPDATED growth moving picture!



Look at that thing grow!

Hahahah that's awesome, congrats on your tree of dicks

[snarlpill]

I might have to chip in for an mBit dick just to make it into this piece of history. Hope this is the first thread that pops up in a Google search for "Bitcoin" when it hits $10,000 

[MRKLYE]

Be trans-inclusive

Are you insinuating that none of these branches are transsexual?

I am just saying, not only does overgrown genitalia give an indirect warning about genetic mutations, but it offends those who barely have an inch of penis.

Well, the way I see it.. Is if you are threatened by the large genitialia featured in this tree.. You can easily make up for it by pledging and having a massive dick branch drawn with your name on it.. you know.. to impress the ladies..

[MRKLYE]

I might have to chip in for an mBit dick just to make it into this piece of history. Hope this is the first thread that pops up in a Google search for "Bitcoin" when it hits $10,000  

Lmao! That would be hilarious. Google bitcoin and the first thing that pops up is the tree of dicks.. bahahaha

A man can dream I guess!

[Bitmuch]

Wow what a tree, how much did the biggest dick cost?

[chalidore]

This is hilarious, that biggest one is just too much, how much was it? 10BTC?

[Wendigo]

This is hilarious, that biggest one is just too much, how much was it? 10BTC?

I bet he was given an offer he couldn't refuse 

[MRKLYE]

This is hilarious, that biggest one is just too much, how much was it? 10BTC?

Not nearly that amount! Lets just say that if you want a bigger dick branch though you are looking at > 0.1 BTC.

[awesome31312]

Be trans-inclusive

Are you insinuating that none of these branches are transsexual?

I am just saying, not only does overgrown genitalia give an indirect warning about genetic mutations, but it offends those who barely have an inch of penis.

Well, the way I see it.. Is if you are threatened by the large genitialia featured in this tree.. You can easily make up for it by pledging and having a massive dick branch drawn with your name on it.. you know.. to impress the ladies..

I never said I was threatened by it, I was warning you just in case someone else brought that against you

[MRKLYE]

Be trans-inclusive

Are you insinuating that none of these branches are transsexual?

I am just saying, not only does overgrown genitalia give an indirect warning about genetic mutations, but it offends those who barely have an inch of penis.

Well, the way I see it.. Is if you are threatened by the large genitialia featured in this tree.. You can easily make up for it by pledging and having a massive dick branch drawn with your name on it.. you know.. to impress the ladies..

I never said I was threatened by it, I was warning you just in case someone else brought that against you

I know sir. Just having some fun is all. If someone wants to have a tranny dick branch drawn I will gladly accommodate them.
All dick branches of every creed, race, religion and sexual orientation are accepted here.

[awesome31312]

Be trans-inclusive

Are you insinuating that none of these branches are transsexual?

I am just saying, not only does overgrown genitalia give an indirect warning about genetic mutations, but it offends those who barely have an inch of penis.

Well, the way I see it.. Is if you are threatened by the large genitialia featured in this tree.. You can easily make up for it by pledging and having a massive dick branch drawn with your name on it.. you know.. to impress the ladies..

I never said I was threatened by it, I was warning you just in case someone else brought that against you

I know sir. Just having some fun is all. If someone wants to have a tranny dick branch drawn I will gladly accommodate them.
All dick branches of every creed, race, religion and sexual orientation are accepted here.

Now you're starting to sound like Martin Luther King

[MRKLYE]

Be trans-inclusive

Are you insinuating that none of these branches are transsexual?

I am just saying, not only does overgrown genitalia give an indirect warning about genetic mutations, but it offends those who barely have an inch of penis.

Well, the way I see it.. Is if you are threatened by the large genitialia featured in this tree.. You can easily make up for it by pledging and having a massive dick branch drawn with your name on it.. you know.. to impress the ladies..

I never said I was threatened by it, I was warning you just in case someone else brought that against you

I know sir. Just having some fun is all. If someone wants to have a tranny dick branch drawn I will gladly accommodate them.
All dick branches of every creed, race, religion and sexual orientation are accepted here.

Now you're starting to sound like Martin Luther King

I will gladly step up to the plate and be hailed as the Martin Luther King of dick tree based artforms.

[awesome31312]

Be trans-inclusive

Are you insinuating that none of these branches are transsexual?

I am just saying, not only does overgrown genitalia give an indirect warning about genetic mutations, but it offends those who barely have an inch of penis.

Well, the way I see it.. Is if you are threatened by the large genitialia featured in this tree.. You can easily make up for it by pledging and having a massive dick branch drawn with your name on it.. you know.. to impress the ladies..

I never said I was threatened by it, I was warning you just in case someone else brought that against you

I know sir. Just having some fun is all. If someone wants to have a tranny dick branch drawn I will gladly accommodate them.
All dick branches of every creed, race, religion and sexual orientation are accepted here.

Now you're starting to sound like Martin Luther King

I will gladly step up to the plate and be hailed as the Martin Luther King of dick tree based artforms.

How ambitious.

Do you plan on making a living out of this?

[MRKLYE]

Be trans-inclusive

Are you insinuating that none of these branches are transsexual?

I am just saying, not only does overgrown genitalia give an indirect warning about genetic mutations, but it offends those who barely have an inch of penis.

Well, the way I see it.. Is if you are threatened by the large genitialia featured in this tree.. You can easily make up for it by pledging and having a massive dick branch drawn with your name on it.. you know.. to impress the ladies..

I never said I was threatened by it, I was warning you just in case someone else brought that against you

I know sir. Just having some fun is all. If someone wants to have a tranny dick branch drawn I will gladly accommodate them.
All dick branches of every creed, race, religion and sexual orientation are accepted here.

Now you're starting to sound like Martin Luther King

I will gladly step up to the plate and be hailed as the Martin Luther King of dick tree based artforms.

How ambitious.

Do you plan on making a living out of this?

This is a side job currently. I am working for a landscaping company in town currently and decided to take on this project as a means to express myself through my art as well as have a fun community based picture created while making a small amount of BTC on the side to aid in me paying back my investors from the klyemax fiasco.

Cheers