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April 23, 2012, 09:37:49 PM
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If anybody needs anything from me, a close associate will be handling my assets. You'll know where to contact him.

Bye.

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April 23, 2012, 09:46:59 PM
Last edit: April 24, 2012, 08:31:33 PM by tonto
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[edit] removed my inappropriate post.  Was uncalled for, and I apologize.
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April 23, 2012, 10:07:51 PM
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That was about time!

If you were expecting sympathy...
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April 23, 2012, 10:15:43 PM
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Erm, I take transfers to glbse account Konichua or firstbits 1dannye.
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April 23, 2012, 10:18:34 PM
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I'm calling 911. This appears to be a suicide threat.

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April 23, 2012, 10:19:03 PM
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If true, not funny.  If not true, still not funny.

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April 23, 2012, 10:22:53 PM
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Bah, I don't even have 911 where I live. Where does Atlas live, isn't it north of Austin?

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April 23, 2012, 10:24:45 PM
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Need help? In the U.S., call 1-800-273-8255
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline



Maybe some humor to help this depressing thread:

In Russia, you don't commit suicide, suicide commits you.

In China, they'll charge your family for the loss of money they'll lose by not being able to exploit you.

In Sweden, ah... I'm thinking.

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April 23, 2012, 10:29:22 PM
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Wait a sec, a close associate? OK, now this makes no sense for a suicide note.

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April 23, 2012, 10:32:02 PM
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Wait a sec, a close associate? OK, now this makes no sense for a suicide note.

Yes maybe our assumption is wrong.

He might be parachuting and his chute failed to open so he pulled out his phone and logged in as his last will and testament.

OR

He is on a plane that is falling from the sky... see above.

OR

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April 23, 2012, 10:32:45 PM
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Does this mean he is changing names again. Is this the new method where he must does something outrageous? Does he think he is Dr. Who and will regenerate into a new avatar?

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April 23, 2012, 10:36:56 PM
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Jesus Christ you guys, you're all fucking dicks.

HELP THE DUDE you fucking imbeciles.
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April 23, 2012, 10:37:02 PM
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Anyway, I called some police department in Austin. They are closed. The message said to call 911, which I cannot where I live.

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April 23, 2012, 10:39:20 PM
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Anyway, I called some police department in Austin. They are closed. The message said to call 911, which I cannot where I live.

How is the police department closed?  Ok, so no successful attempts to 911 from anyone?  Goddamnit, I'll call.
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April 23, 2012, 10:40:22 PM
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Sick joke?  Your posts on the forum are like 10 miles long, I hope everything is OK with you!
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April 23, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
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Wait a sec, a close associate? OK, now this makes no sense for a suicide note.
By close accociate he means sock puppet master.
Yes I am talking to you, Matthew N. Wright!

Seriously though, he is either a very sophisticated troll who has fooled us all, or he genuinely has some sort of problem, in which case we cannot help him. He will not let us get through to him, you all know that.

Personally, I think he's just a troll Cheesy

 
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April 23, 2012, 10:45:39 PM
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Wait a sec, a close associate? OK, now this makes no sense for a suicide note.
By close accociate he means sock puppet master.
Yes I am talking to you, Matthew N. Wright!

Seriously though, he is either a very sophisticated troll who has fooled us all, or he genuinely has some sort of problem, in which case we cannot help him. He will not let us get through to him, you all know that.

Personally, I think he's just a troll Cheesy

If the police get involved, he is more than a troll.

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April 23, 2012, 10:49:39 PM
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Wait a sec, a close associate? OK, now this makes no sense for a suicide note.
By close accociate he means sock puppet master.
Yes I am talking to you, Matthew N. Wright!

Seriously though, he is either a very sophisticated troll who has fooled us all, or he genuinely has some sort of problem, in which case we cannot help him. He will not let us get through to him, you all know that.

Personally, I think he's just a troll Cheesy

If the police get involved and section him for mental health problems, he is more than a troll.
But if they get involved but realise he is just amazing at pissing off people, they will leave him alone.
FTFY Cheesy
Seriously, you can't get arrested for trolling.
If you could, Matther N. Wright would be on death row.

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April 23, 2012, 10:52:31 PM
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Called the Austin PD.

I didn't have an address or name to give them, so I gave them his moniker, "Jon," while telling them it is a moniker.  I also gave them the bitcointalk.org website and told them they could find this post in the "off-topic" section.  I also provided them with Theymos's moniker so that they could contact him for Jon's IP which could provide a physical location.

Edit:  If anyone has any better information, call 512 974 5750, the number for the Austin PD that I called.
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April 23, 2012, 10:57:56 PM
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Jesus Christ you guys, you're all fucking dicks.

HELP THE DUDE you fucking imbeciles.

How can we help him? By giving him a gun so he can be done with it?
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