If you had 1000000 Bitcoins?

[RogerBTCrabbyt]

I would buy a bunker and an unlimited supply of hot hookers and good food, good drinks, and good computers and games.

[fluffyponyza]

If I had 1000000 Bitcoins, I would be mad.

[undeadbitcoiner]

If someone alone had 1000000 BTC then btc may have been crashed.
BTC is better because its decentralize and is in millions of different people if it will limited to few or 10% or more in a single hand then of course there are a lot chance to be destroyed.
simple example of dumpings are result for that.

[dicemant]

I would change them all to coins and make a bed out of them

[Dfrost]

I would stick them all on primedice and bet on x2

[Sheldor333]

If I had 1000000, I would give most of it away, keep like 100 or 1000 at most, never believed having too much was a goal.
With that I would travel, just travel from one place to the next, never staying in one place for long and when I was at the end of running out I would settle in the place I liked the most.

[yraskk]

I would personally give out 10000 for a giveaway on this forum.

You wouldn't think that if you had these coins (and 10000 equal about $4,000,000) and that number is a little too much even for the market that would crash if you sell that much IMO. Anyway if someone here had a large stash coins he/she would be a millionaire. I think "Goat" has few thousand coins.

[you]

If YOU had 1000000 BTC YOU would be very very happy!

[zutu92]

I will buy a yacht and sailed around the world. I will use the 100,000 for trading and the rest will be on cold storage.

[bitleo.12]

Will be good give some out, invest half in other altcoins, and exchange an amount into fiat, and buy stuff pcs, scrips for mining.

[CozyLife]

I'd take the whole 10,000. =) Aren't I a greedy SOB? Well, I'd start a give away in part as well, but I'd hold as much of it as possible.

[bitcoinforhelp]

I would personally give out 10000 for a giveaway on this forum.

Thats why u dont have 1000000 Bitcoins. You have no clue what to do with them.

[Grand_Voyageur]

I would personally give out 10000 for a giveaway on this forum.

I would give out some to those in need...but i'll spend the rest to drink Vesper Martini while staying on a sunny tropical beach amid scores of girls with big boobs!     

[Post-Cosmic]

If you had 1.0M BTC..

 Whoa I can't believe nobody's come up with the obligatory "..Well, I would wake up*.." answer..?

* = ..wake from your dream..

[b!z]

If I came in possession of the great sum of one million bitcoins, I would immediately seek to secure the wallet containing the private keys of the addresses in which they are being held. It would be a very foolish mistake to lose access to the one million bitcoins or to have them taken away from me by a person with malicious intentions.

After having ensured that my bitcoins are in a safe place, I would then sell them to one or more buyers either directly or through an exchange. Being the owner of hundreds of millions of fiat dollars would place me within the world's top 1% and radically change my life. Whether it would be for good or for bad, I am not sure.

[floman]

I'd gone mad

[awesome31312]

If everyone had 1000000 BTC, then their value would drop

[xuan87]

if had that much'
i will rule the world
invest all place
buy all things

everything i want 

[Bitcoin Magazine]

if had that much'
i will rule the world
invest all place
buy all things

everything i want 

why you could even buy Baltic Avenue (read my lips, NO new taxes!!!!)

[iluvbitcoins]

Sell 2BTC a day