Ideas for repurposing S1's

[naypalm]

With ASIC technology getting faster and more efficient, I figured now is the time to re-purpose my barn of S1's.

I have had quite a few ideas but I am curious what the bitcointalk community has to offer.

S1 Re-purposing Ideas

Chop them up and sell ASIC keychains

Throw into a closet and make a makeshift sauna

Line the basement with S1's to prevent pipes from freezing

Market them as Personal Networked Spaceheaters. Any coins mined is pure profit!

Remove the fan and use as a toaster!