[POOL] First page on Google GUARANTEED ! Interested?

[fatguyyyyy]

Hi there, I have very good knowledge of SEO and I ranked on first page more than 10 websites.
I want to build a website to sell my service,
Is first page ranking on Google guaranteed a service that you would buy?
I'm going to get paid by Bitcoins and I guarantee that if website don't go on first page within a month or two I'll give money back.
I want to create a big business and I would like to know if you would buy my service. Vote on POLL.
Post any advice here or by pm if you want

Thanks

[btcm4n14c]

if u were that good u wouldnt ask us

[fatguyyyyy]

if u were that good u wouldnt ask us

There is nothing wrong to ask here, do you have 5 years old? I'm not god, I don't know what exactly this community want! I'm on this community just by this year.
No one is offering this kind of service here did I do something wrong? I think that is the best method to start a business! (stop writing like a stupid, my english is bad but I try to do my best writing YOU not U)

[btcm4n14c]

u should just post an ad in "services" section with what u can do, not ask people ...

[fatguyyyyy]

u should just post an ad in "services" section with what u can do, not ask people ...

Do you have a business?