I know how to bring world peace without destroying the world

[dank]

But I don't have the resources to do it.  I need money for land to construct a farm, a pyramid, a couple music festivals and basic living expenses.

Right now I am typing on a 50 dollar phone because I am homeless because my parents are completely possessed by satan (fear/negativity) fed by my father's alcoholic induced psychosis and a demonic attack they unknowingly encountered where I was raised.  I know this I was attacked in person by the demonic being and I have willed myself to overcome   the demonic attack by the power of my soul.

I did this because I am the second coming of jesus.  So I am laying here on my motorcycle with the beat vision I have ever encountered in my life because I have experienced my fifth singularity today.

I am coming to terms that my patents will not help me unless I go to college, join the army or get a job (besides bringing world peace), none of which will happen.

So, I am asking any one of you for money.  Any amount, any interest, whatever.  I have the knowledge to passively take over the world and create a society driven by love rather than greed.

So, if you want to be the next 'richest' man in the world, I would implore you to listen with an open mind.

I need money to buy land where I can live sustainably at the cost of 9000 dollars, plus a few thousand for the chickens, pyramid greenhouses and other ventures, including hoverbikes, which 
I have found understanding to produce with the use of sacred geometry.

So, if you are interested in partaking a position in the new world order (of love, not greed) then it would behoove you to open your mind, let go of your doubt, greed, ego and listen to what I have to say.

I have found the answers from within the Akashic records.  Last night I flew around the world with my body through mediation to asia so I haven't a smidgnt of doubt holding my back.  The word is awakening, if you want to help save the world, this is your chance, if not, carry on.

Please message me if you are interested in helping.

And I already know demonically possessed people such as vod will ridicule what they don't understand.  Please ignore these people, they do the best they can with the information presented to them.  Some people are farther the evolutionary curve than others.  We all meet in the end.

Peace and love, wish I could explain more but you can only do so much with a broken laptop and a small display phone.

Love

[Buffer Overflow]

Am I demonically possessed? I didn't get a mention.

What all this about hoverbikes? What are they?

[Bitcoins101]

Posts like this really make me wonder how he ever got loans in the first place...

[dank]

Please stop shilling buffer, you're only making things worse for yourself.  You cannot change destiny, truth always prevails.

I will try to post much more information later regarding profits since I'm sure many of you are concerned about securing your wealth.  Just trying to access the means of presenting the information for the time being.

[Buffer Overflow]

Please stop shilling buffer, you're only making things worse for yourself.  You cannot change destiny, truth always prevails.

I only help those that help themselves.

And you have not.

[dank]

In regards to the title, my original plan was to throw one music festival which would cause singularity and disbalance/reversal of poles of earth's magnetic fields, causing a large amount of destruction, but I have came to understand on the last couple days how to bring world peace without   global destruction, by spreading the energy throughout the world, meaning the actual ascension to the fifth dimension will take more time to accomplish but will have a more equalized reaction throughout the world.  Which means there may be more than one music festival.

It requires a large change in societal structure, but it is all for the better. The knew love based society will be karmic based and it is spreading momentum as we speak. Though post singularity, we will all be free and at completely equal karmic levels, as all those remaining will have our soul mates.

[Schnudelu]

You really have a lot funny loan requests 

[DiamondCardz]

I did this because I am the second coming of jesus.

Oh my God this gets better and better. Dank is now the reincarnation of Jesus, people. But wait. Shouldn't we then be dealing with Judgement Day because it's the 2nd time he has come to Earth?

Hmm.

[haploid23]

I don't have the resources to do it.  I need money

What else is new?

Well at least all your threads serve as entertaining purposes. I don't even think Mother Teresa will donate to you.

[Vod]

How about you pay squall back before asking for more money, scammer?

[redsn0w]

How about you pay squall back before asking for more money, scammer?

Yes , this is an interesting question ... When you will pay squall1066 ?

[Buffer Overflow]

I did this because I am the second coming of jesus.

Oh my God this gets better and better. Dank is now the reincarnation of Jesus, people. But wait. Shouldn't we then be dealing with Judgement Day because it's the 2nd time he has come to Earth?

Hmm.

Oh you may laugh, but he has proof.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=177172.0

[dank]

A couple weeks ago I prayed to god for a girl because it was a long fucking time since I've been laid before that (2012) and a week or two later this chick at subway invited me to sleep at her house.  It's been a couple month's now she named my dick greatness (for a reason).  She let me tattoo my dicks name on her hip and it was my first tattoo.  Now I am chilling with these 40 year old chicks and Michele (the older hippy chick) is calling me jesus and I haven't told them I am.

The truth is unfolding.  This is your chance.

[dank]

http://imgur.com/sLUCbIV

[omgbossis21]

Enjoy your herpes , jesus.   BTW , jesus was a carpenter not quite a artist in a drawing sense.  Now build me a bridge jesus!

[Buffer Overflow]

Make sure your well rubbered up. The world doesn't need any little Danks running about.

[dank]

Enjoy your herpes , jesus.   BTW , jesus was a carpenter not quite a artist in a drawing sense.  Now build me a bridge jesus!

I put in a deck when I was 15  buy my first iPhone.  I also laid down a wood floor last year, so, yeah.

[X7]

Enjoy your herpes , jesus.   BTW , jesus was a carpenter not quite a artist in a drawing sense.  Now build me a bridge jesus!

I put in a deck when I was 15  buy my first iPhone.  I also laid down a wood floor last year, so, yeah.

   Stop... you manipulate and don't even see your own emotional condition

[BadBear]

A couple weeks ago I prayed to god for a girl because it was a long fucking time since I've been laid before that (2012) and a week or two later this chick at subway invited me to sleep at her house.  It's been a couple month's now she named my dick greatness (for a reason).  She let me tattoo my dicks name on her hip and it was my first tattoo.  Now I am chilling with these 40 year old chicks and Michele (the older hippy chick) is calling me jesus and I haven't told them I am.

The truth is unfolding.  This is your chance.

Good to see you've.got your priorities straight jesus. Could've prayed for anything, and the best you could was some old worn out poon. Why didn't you pray for money so you don't have to beg strangers on the internet? Selfish as always.

[omgbossis21]

Enjoy your herpes , jesus.   BTW , jesus was a carpenter not quite a artist in a drawing sense.  Now build me a bridge jesus!

I put in a deck when I was 15  buy my first iPhone.  I also laid down a wood floor last year, so, yeah.

I've been in construction my whole life, am I the one they call jesus?  Nope.  Bible says many will come before him claiming to be him but they are false, good luck in hell with all that love.