So obviously the solution is to design a currency denominated in intangible religious benefits.
Like Reddit Karma?
Yeah... bitkarma tokens, virtual holy protection against bad karma
But I
already get intangible spiritual benefits from my bitcoins. Don't you?
Satoshi is my god, and bitcointalk.org is my place of worship.
Although I suppose for it to be recognised as a "religion" we might need a pope and/or devil figure. Any suggestions? Krugman perhaps?