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September 28, 2014, 06:48:35 PM |
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I met fine girl in a park. Spark jumped between us two and we had sex right there. I love my new paralyser!!
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Habbeat - beat your habits more effective way!!! Always empty box(no cat also no coin): 1SHM1tiur2iNBCVxCBr7vAJ84PrPZ6d6v
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CaptainTE
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September 29, 2014, 04:44:25 PM |
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Coindetective sent me a bitcoin trader promo code and it worked! It gave me a 1 $20 trading share. Thank you again coindetective! Congratulations to the other winners. Good luck to all of you as well!
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Sarahiko
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September 29, 2014, 05:04:35 PM |
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So bitcoin, litecoin, and dogecoin walk into a busy bar.
Bitcoin says, “Drinks on me!” and gets in line at the bar.
Litecoin says, “I’ll get the next round” and sits down.
Doge says nothing and comes back with the first round of drinks right away.
Bitcoin and Litecoin ask, “How did you get the drinks so fast?”
Dogecoin says, “Because I tip better than you two.”
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ranlo
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Merit: 1007
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September 29, 2014, 07:36:23 PM |
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Bitcoin and Dogecoin walk into NASA for their interview to see if they can become an astronaut. Things are going really well, until asked where in space they'd most like to go. "To the moon!" they both replied, and were both declined immediately. On their way out, they see MarsCoin prancing inside the building happily in his space suit. (To explain... Bitcoin and Dogecoin have been exclaiming "to the moon!" forever. NASA is currently doing space missions to Mars instead) |
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Minerjoe
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September 30, 2014, 07:21:47 AM |
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A sweet little girl is out in the back garden, digging a big deep hole.
A neighbour looks over the fence and says:
“Why are you digging that big deep hole?”
“My goldfish died,” the sweet little girl says, with a sob.
“I'm really sorry to hear that,” the neighbour says,
“but why such a big deep hole for a goldfish?”
The little girl gives him an evil look. “Because it's inside your f*****g cat.”
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Minerjoe
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October 01, 2014, 11:27:42 AM |
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I met fine girl in a park. Spark jumped between us two and we had sex right there. I love my new paralyser!!
Heh, another nasty one. |
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shmoula
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October 01, 2014, 02:49:24 PM |
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Heh, another nasty one.
So it makes sense! I translated it from Czech and been afraid that noone understand it  . |
Habbeat - beat your habits more effective way!!! Always empty box(no cat also no coin): 1SHM1tiur2iNBCVxCBr7vAJ84PrPZ6d6v
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ranlo
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October 01, 2014, 05:06:08 PM |
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Heh, another nasty one.
So it makes sense! I translated it from Czech and been afraid that noone understand it . Technically "paralyzer" should be "taser," but past that it was all fine, . |
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semidead
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★Bitin.io★ - Instant Exchange
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October 01, 2014, 05:23:07 PM |
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Coindetective provided me with a valid promo code for bitcoin trader. Thanks!   |
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ranlo
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Merit: 1007
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October 01, 2014, 07:58:41 PM |
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Why wasn't the child allowed to view the new pirate movie without his parents? Because it was rated "arrgh!"
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coindetective (OP)
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October 02, 2014, 04:18:33 PM |
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3 more days till the end of the 2nd round of the contest. Anyone else interested to post?
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Minerjoe
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October 03, 2014, 09:57:43 AM |
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Guess this week everybody wins.
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twister
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October 03, 2014, 12:29:45 PM |
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How to fall downstairs.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8,9,10,11
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mdude77
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October 04, 2014, 12:31:14 AM |
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I was driving down the road one day when I saw a box laying in the middle of the road!
I pulled over, picked up the box, and took it over the side of the road.
I opened it up, and inside was another box!
And inside that, another box!
Inside that, was one more box, a pretty small box.
I opened that box, and you'd never guess what was in it!?
A toe!
So I called a tow truck of course.
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I mine at Kano's Pool because it pays the best and is completely transparent! Come join me! |
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mdude77
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October 04, 2014, 10:12:25 PM |
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Bitcoin is going to surge in September!
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I mine at Kano's Pool because it pays the best and is completely transparent! Come join me! |
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coindetective (OP)
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October 05, 2014, 06:19:36 AM |
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Here are the winners of the second week Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest:
shmoula
Sarahiko
ranlo
twister
mdude77
Great work guys, lots of nice jokes. Winners will be contacted via PM and I will send them their free shares. The next round of Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest starts NOW. I will select next 5 winners next Sunday and they each of them will also get a free BT trading share per account.
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ranlo
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October 05, 2014, 06:59:59 AM |
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Here are the winners of the second week Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest:
shmoula
Sarahiko
ranlo
twister
mdude77
Great work guys, lots of nice jokes. Winners will be contacted via PM and I will send them their free shares. The next round of Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest starts NOW. I will select next 5 winners next Sunday and they each of them will also get a free BT trading share per account.
Confirmed! Code already applied and worked as promised. Thanks! . |
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Sarahiko
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October 05, 2014, 08:48:09 AM |
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Thank you code received and applied have a good laugh everyone  |
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freedomno1
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Learning the troll avoidance button :)
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October 05, 2014, 08:49:27 AM |
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Why are we always talking about the Belingham Transit Company  https://i.imgur.com/k05x5XH.jpg (To get the joke) |
Believing in Bitcoins and it's ability to change the world
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twister
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October 05, 2014, 11:19:20 AM
Last edit: October 05, 2014, 02:19:50 PM by twister |
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Here are the winners of the second week Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest:
shmoula
Sarahiko
ranlo
twister
mdude77
Great work guys, lots of nice jokes. Winners will be contacted via PM and I will send them their free shares. The next round of Bitcoin Trader - The Best Joke of the Week Contest starts NOW. I will select next 5 winners next Sunday and they each of them will also get a free BT trading share per account.
Yay! I won Received and redeemed a valid $20 bitcoin-share code. Thx coindetective |
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