Why do you want us to insult you, anyway? Don't your parents do enough of that already? Though I guess someone has to fill in for your mother...
Oh boy you didn't just bring out the Mama jokes did you? Ok......
Your Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Your Mama is so fat when God said Let there be Light he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Your Mama is so fat her blood type is Rocky Road.
Your Mama is so ugly people pay her to haunt a house.
This is all true. My mother is nowhere near as beautiful as yours.