ribuck
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May 10, 2012, 10:54:40 AM |
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I was had breakfast with Ralph Emery, George Jones, Little Jimmy Dickens and Lorrie Morgan, a week before the death of Keith Whitley.
I slept with the Prime Minister's wife back in the 1970s. It's true! We were both in the same audience for the Chinese Opera. It was really boring and long-winded, and most of the audience nodded off.
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organofcorti
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Poor impulse control.
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May 10, 2012, 12:47:10 PM |
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I was had breakfast with Ralph Emery, George Jones, Little Jimmy Dickens and Lorrie Morgan, a week before the death of Keith Whitley.
I slept with the Prime Minister's wife back in the 1970s. It's true! We were both in the same audience for the Chinese Opera. It was really boring and long-winded, and most of the audience nodded off. They found watching you have sex with the Prime Minister's wife boring and long-winded? And then they really nodded off?
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Matthew N. Wright
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Hero VIP ultra official trusted super staff puppet
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May 10, 2012, 01:34:10 PM |
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I'm the reason why VIZ Media doesn't use customer support mailboxes or a phone number anymore.
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Xenland
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I'm not just any shaman, I'm a Sha256man
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May 10, 2012, 09:37:14 PM |
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Theres not a minute that goes by where I'm not under the influence of psychoactives.
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Raoul Duke
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May 10, 2012, 09:45:09 PM |
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Theres not a minute that goes by where I'm not under the influence of psychoactives. I'm sure that will put at ease people who invest in your projects
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Xenland
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May 10, 2012, 10:07:09 PM |
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Theres not a minute that goes by where I'm not under the influence of psychoactives. You don't happen to play Xonotic? Just played against someone with the nick "Xenland" Ive i only had time to play games
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Xenland
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May 10, 2012, 10:09:11 PM |
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Theres not a minute that goes by where I'm not under the influence of psychoactives. I'm sure that will put at ease people who invest in your projects After a year you realize the only thing people really invest in our the mining projects.... I'm not going to impress any more -- but thanks for your concern -- Your friend mind freak.
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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May 11, 2012, 07:55:26 PM |
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I was(edited) had breakfast with Ralph Emery, George Jones, Little Jimmy Dickens and Lorrie Morgan, a week before the death of Keith Whitley.
I slept with the Prime Minister's wife back in the 1970s. It's true! We were both in the same audience for the Chinese Opera. It was really boring and long-winded, and most of the audience nodded off. Basically, you called me out on this one, so I'll explain. It was at a Cracker Barrel in Nashville. We all had breakfast together, albeit I was a different table. But the fact about being in/on Barbara Mandell's bed while she was in her bedroom is 100% fact. I was standing on her bed repairing the drywall on the ceiling. She was standing in the doorway, half in/half out. While watching me, her husband, Ken Dudney, was about to land his helicopter outside the bedroom window. I looked at the helicopter, then at Barbara, back at the Heuy, then once again at Barbara, whereupon I asked her, "Under the bed and in the closet?" She chuckled, and walked away. ~Bruno~
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bitlane
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May 12, 2012, 05:33:33 AM |
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I have a 3rd Reich/Nazi Stamp Collection.
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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May 12, 2012, 03:08:30 PM |
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My grandfather was drafted into the German Army during WWII, but escaped (AWOL), remaining on the lamb till after the war, then meeting back up with the family in Belgium.
~Bruno~
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mcorlett
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May 13, 2012, 08:35:03 PM |
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I have never voted in my life.
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May 13, 2012, 09:02:10 PM |
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I have never voted in my life.
+1 I registered to vote while living in California shortly after I turned 18. Within two weeks I received a jury summons. Thanks for the privilege, assholes.
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cbeast
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Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
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May 13, 2012, 09:23:58 PM |
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I am not actually an octogenarian billionaire kept alive with stolen organs of disappeared cruise ship honeymooners.
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Any significantly advanced cryptocurrency is indistinguishable from Ponzi Tulips.
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Raoul Duke
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May 13, 2012, 09:25:58 PM |
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I don't have a drivers license nor do I want/need one. I have a chauffeur
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rjk
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May 13, 2012, 10:05:03 PM |
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I don't have a drivers license nor do I want/need one. I have a chauffeur "Home, James. I have an evening appointment to keep with the bitcointalk.org forum members. Don't forget to step on it."
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Raoul Duke
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May 13, 2012, 10:08:18 PM |
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I don't have a drivers license nor do I want/need one. I have a chauffeur "Home, James. I have an evening appointment to keep with the bitcointalk.org forum members. Don't forget to step on it." Why would that be needed? Ever heard of 3G internet?
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rjk
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May 13, 2012, 10:17:25 PM |
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I don't have a drivers license nor do I want/need one. I have a chauffeur "Home, James. I have an evening appointment to keep with the bitcointalk.org forum members. Don't forget to step on it." Why would that be needed? Ever heard of 3G internet? Too slow. You don't have 4G? Also, I find it easier to type when I am stationary.
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Raoul Duke
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May 13, 2012, 10:20:31 PM |
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I don't have a drivers license nor do I want/need one. I have a chauffeur "Home, James. I have an evening appointment to keep with the bitcointalk.org forum members. Don't forget to step on it." Why would that be needed? Ever heard of 3G internet? Too slow. You don't have 4G? Also, I find it easier to type when I am stationary. Why would I want 4G if there's only 25% of the country covered by it? I don't throw money out just because
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MarketNeutral
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May 13, 2012, 10:34:37 PM |
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I don't have a drivers license nor do I want/need one. I have a chauffeur "Mom, could you take me to Best Buy?" j/k
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Raoul Duke
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May 13, 2012, 10:43:00 PM |
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I don't have a drivers license nor do I want/need one. I have a chauffeur "Mom, could you take me to Best Buy?" j/k You're fuckin' crazy, dude. Everybody knows there is no Best Buy in Portugal
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