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May 06, 2012, 10:12:51 PM
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The Final Stages of the DBL Business Agenda are being Implemented

Our interest in revenue has always been tied closely to IPO release on GLBSE. We also have been advocating and believe highly in the DBL youtube advertisement campaign as a productive way to generate revenue as well as to bring awareness for the Bitcoin and its related enterprises. We have done some free lance work for some of the major Bitcoin enterprises on the market now including BDK, IBB, and DMC.

Because of our rapid establishment and with all the work associated in bringing a major enterprise such as DBL to the forefront of the Bitcoin economy, our company and its supporters have expressed concern for the actual long term future of DBL as well as room for growth.

To address these concerns DBL is making the official announcement to alter its non profit status in the community.

That is correct!

DBL is now officially a FOR PROFIT Organization.

In lieu of this we have made the following updates to our investment release strategy:


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DBL Securities Strategy

Stock
1000 Shares
1 BTC per share
2% dividend (weekly)

Bonds
2250 Shares
.5 BTC per share
4% return
Maturity: approximately two months

Fine print:

1. total shares will be 100k.
This can change at any time according to my discretion and investors as well as partners may or may not be subject to notification. This being said I will do my best to keep everyone up to date either through future/securities updates or private communication.

2. Private purchase of shares.
Private purchasing of DBL shares is negotiable will only happen at a time convenient for DBL and its partners.

3. Motion Cancellation Policy
I reserve the right to refuse to sell shares to any party and also to cancel any motion raised by any party whose invested interest in DBL comes in majority from holdings other than DBL Bonds.


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Now finally DBL and myself are proud to announce official development of a Top Secret undertaking classified under the name "chemical X".


Due to negative feedback received from certain members of our community Deathbylollipop is being very secretive in regards to said project but the official press release statement for "chemical X" is as follows:



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"Project ("chemical X") is designed to place an absolute stranglehold on Bitcoin advertisement and upon release will launch DBL into its role as a Bitcoin business Powerhouse "

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You can watch the official "chemical X" promotional video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mmCMUPCNgE


I will also be making an official DBL business agenda VLOG talking more about "chemical X" which will be released on May 8th.



Thanks for all your support and constructive criticism!


For further info please contact me personally deathbylollipop@gmail.com

For the latest company news please follow us on twitter @deathbylollipop
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May 06, 2012, 10:20:23 PM
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Now finally DBL and myself are proud to announce official development of a Top Secret undertaking classified under the name "chemical X".


Due to negative feedback received from certain members of our community Deathbylollipop is being very secretive in regards to said project but the official press release statement for "chemical X" is as follows:

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"Project ("chemical X") is designed to place an absolute stranglehold on Bitcoin advertisement and upon release will launch DBL into its role as a Bitcoin business Powerhouse "

                                                                                                      - Deathbylollipop CEO
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You can watch the official "chemical X" promotional video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mmCMUPCNgE

It's a good thing that you have decided to be a FOR-PROFIT Organization, because you will need the extra funds once you get taken to court for using that video by it's rightful owner.

Seriously ? How stupid do you think we all are ?

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May 06, 2012, 10:38:54 PM
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So you are selling $100,000.00 shares and can increase the volume at any time without a motion plus you promise a immediate 2% weekly return on any shares purchased.  All without showing a definite place all your profits are coming from or where the IPO money is going to be spent.  I wish you luck in your venture but I think you'd have to be mad to invest in it.  

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May 06, 2012, 11:09:31 PM
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No sir.

I am only selling:

1000 BTC in Stock Shares
1125 BTC in long term Bonds


There are 100k total company shares so the total shares available are 100k.

Assuming IPO and Bond sales go as planned the remaining 98,875 shares will remain in my control for inside sales as well future IPO releases.

The total number of DBL shares will not be increased unless outside holdings lock in at 41% of total shares or 41k shares total.


The actual earnings of DBL will be spent on advertisements for DBL, promotions related to the Bitcoin, and funding advertisements for our partners, supporters, and clients.

All actual DBL earnings will be either from direct Advertisement Sales, profit accrued from parties or other nightlife support, and stock/bond increase.

So to recap deathbylollipop profits come from the following sources:

Advertisement sales
Nightlife Parties/Support
Stock Index

{direct Personal Injection}


All profits that aren't re churned back into the economy via bond payouts and dividends will be used to pay my salary as that of my promoters and supporters as well as make sure our company stays cutting edge.



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May 06, 2012, 11:34:59 PM
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No listing on https://glbse.com/ipos, no listing on https://glbse.com/assets - only empty words.

Don't you even have the 8 BTC to buy a ticker symbol before announcing it?!

https://www.coinlend.org <-- automated lending at various exchanges.
https://www.bitfinex.com <-- Trade BTC for other currencies and vice versa.
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May 06, 2012, 11:41:32 PM
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Do you have a sample of your current 'Cutting Edge' work that we can see as an example ?

What is your track record and do you have any current References that can speak as to the quality of your work ?

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May 07, 2012, 12:17:07 AM
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I almost forgot....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yAZSQO7BAkg#t=98s

Can you increase the speed of my Bitcoin Mining by up to 300% ?

Since you were one of the Developers and you did alot of research, I figured I would ask.

Any chance we could hear from 'Ruth from South Dakota' ? ....in regards to increasing payout ratio as well as your secure wallet ?

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May 07, 2012, 12:19:04 AM
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No sir.

I am only selling:

1000 BTC in Stock Shares
1125 BTC in long term Bonds


There are 100k total company shares so the total shares available are 100k.

Assuming IPO and Bond sales go as planned the remaining 98,875 shares will remain in my control for inside sales as well future IPO releases.

The total number of DBL shares will not be increased unless outside holdings lock in at 41% of total shares or 41k shares total.


The actual earnings of DBL will be spent on advertisements for DBL, promotions related to the Bitcoin, and funding advertisements for our partners, supporters, and clients.

All actual DBL earnings will be either from direct Advertisement Sales, profit accrued from parties or other nightlife support, and stock/bond increase.

So to recap deathbylollipop profits come from the following sources:

Advertisement sales
Nightlife Parties/Support
Stock Index


{direct Personal Injection}


All profits that aren't re churned back into the economy via bond payouts and dividends will be used to pay my salary as that of my promoters and supporters as well as make sure our company stays cutting edge.
Don't make contradicting statements - I get what you're saying but be more clear.
Let's break this down:
100,000 shares @ 1BTC/Share = $~500,000 valuation
2% weekly dividend = 104K BTC annual share dividend payments

So, let me ask:
-How do you plan on paying the ~$10k per week in share dividends you're promising (okay, so I imagine you probably don't understand how these work, but from an accounting point of view if all shares are to be considered equal then any dividend requires an equal split).
-What assets does your company have that values it at $500,000? Why couldn't I just take $500,000 and do a better job myself?
-Do you have DBL registered, if so under what juristiction is the company registered, if not, why not? For even a twentieth of this kind of valuation I'd expect to be dealing with a registered company.
-What is your actual business plan? So far all I've seen from you is some rambling youtube videos with a closeup of someone's lower jaw. What exactly will you do, how will you make money off it and how will you make money for your investors.
"Advertisement sales" - What would make you a competitive source of advertising? If I was looking to advertise a bitcoin business I'd probably just start by buying advertising on this forum, what will you offer?
"Nightlife Parties/Support" - What??? Explain.
"Stock Index" - You mean, like the already well established and well run GLBSE or MPEX? What are you going to offer that they don't? What experience do you have in web design and particularly security systems?
^You need business plans for all of the above, along with a breakdown of projected turnover/expenditure/profit etc

For the highlighted expenditure at the bottom - you're going to have to state what your own "salary" would be, what the salaries of your "promoters", "supporters" etc would be and what money you would be spending on what to "make sure our company stays cutting edge".

I don't think you've taken this terribly seriously. You're suggesting that you have a company and are asking people to buy into it at a valuation of half a million dollars when we know slim to nil about it.
If you can find somebody with little enough common sense to give you the $11k you're trying to get here, more power to you, but from having read your posts and (god help me) watched a couple of your youtube videos I don't think you understand anything about running a business.
If you can post anything that'd persuade me I haven't just wasted five minutes of my life on here writing about this then please do go ahead.

Do you have a sample of your current 'Cutting Edge' work that we can see as an example ?

What is your track record and do you have any current References that can speak as to the quality of your work ?
http://www.youtube.com/user/n0n00dz4u/videos
^I think this speaks volumes.
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May 07, 2012, 11:42:46 PM
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No listing on https://glbse.com/ipos, no listing on https://glbse.com/assets - only empty words.

Don't you even have the 8 BTC to buy a ticker symbol before announcing it?!

We are currently on the market looking for a loan.

Once we have the necessary funds available then following up with a glbse ticker symbol will become our priority.
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May 08, 2012, 02:08:19 AM
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No listing on https://glbse.com/ipos, no listing on https://glbse.com/assets - only empty words.

Don't you even have the 8 BTC to buy a ticker symbol before announcing it?!

We are currently on the market looking for a loan.

Once we have the necessary funds available then following up with a glbse ticker symbol will become our priority.

So you actually need a $40/8BTC Loan in order to even get started ?

WEAK....

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May 08, 2012, 12:34:11 PM
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I think the GLBSE needs a panel of existing CEO's to vote on adding new company's to the market so they can protect there own market.

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May 08, 2012, 12:40:36 PM
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I think the GLBSE needs a panel of existing CEO's to vote on adding new company's to the market so they can protect there own market.

I've posted this in one of Nefario's threads - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=74049.0 - to bring it and this new IPO to his attention.

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May 08, 2012, 12:54:34 PM
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I think the GLBSE needs a panel of existing CEO's to vote on adding new company's to the market so they can protect there own market.

Yes there should be some filter.  So that at least the most obvious (what do you call it) get blocked.

(what do you call it)  It might not be a scam, but it is not a very well presented business model.


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May 08, 2012, 12:58:51 PM
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I think the GLBSE needs a panel of existing CEO's to vote on adding new company's to the market so they can protect there own market.

Yes there should be some filter.  So that at least the most obvious (what do you call it) get blocked.

(what do you call it)  It might not be a scam, but it is not a very well presented business model.



I know how are they going to compensate investors because they have gone bust after running out of other peoples money and got board with it all?

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May 08, 2012, 01:15:08 PM
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After more digging.  It seems that the loan is being asked for 300 BTC not 8 BTC.  It seems that highlevelminor is just trying to rack up all the debt they can.  No initial investment on their part.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=79614.0


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May 08, 2012, 01:45:04 PM
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After more digging.  It seems that the loan is being asked for 300 BTC not 8 BTC.  It seems that highlevelminor is just trying to rack up all the debt they can.  No initial investment on their part.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=79614.0


lol, nice spelling slip.

It seems like highlevelminor is jumping in with both feet before he really knows anything about finance or how to manage it. Maybe avoiding a summer job. Grin
He has a decent voice for tutorials and commercials, but no need to make a huge business of it. I would recommend that he be retained for one-off videos about bitcoin and related entities, with an appropriate script or set of guidelines.

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