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September 30, 2014, 12:23:03 PM
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The two most successful things I have done are eating and transportation.

Eating: From 2007 on, I have not spent a single cent in any restaurants in America, and spent only minimum time on cooking. My average time spent making a meal is 10 minutes.

Transportation: I rely mainly on Bikes. From 2003 on, I have been biking around flushing, picking bottles, and did not spend more than 30 dollars total on MTA subway or bus fares. The total amount of money spent on maintaining/fixing my bicycle is no more than 100 dollars. The wear and tear on the bike is also kept to a minimum: I wore out 5 bikes, was stolen 5 bikes, forced to throw away 5 bikes because of moving and lack of storage. Today I own 6 bikes.

Bikes are very suitable for transpiration distance of 10 miles or less, and the radius of flushing is no more than 5 miles. If I need to travel further, I will buy an electric bike or motorcycle. But I haven't bought them due to the difficulty and cost of maintenance.

The least successful two things of my life so far are jobs and wife. I could not control these 2 things because I am not the picker, but the picked. If an employer or woman doesn't pick me, I cannot help it. I think my inability to drive is related to my failure in job hunting. Many of the jobs require drivers license, so even if the job duty itself does not require driving, usually when I interview, the interviewer would ask first 'Do you have a driver's license?'

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September 30, 2014, 06:10:13 PM
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.the two most successful things I have done when I lived in America are working and shagging.

Working: From 2001 on, I have not spent a single cent on any interview in America, and spent only minimum time job seeking. My average time spent looking for jobs is 10 minutes.

Shagging: I rely mainly on old bikes from bars and clubs for my rides. From 2002 on, I have been shagging around bars and clubs, and did not spend more than 30 dollars total on hookers or drinks for floozies. The total amount of money spent on condoms is no more than 100 dollars. The wear and tear on my cock is also kept to a minimum with correct lubrication: I wore out 5 girlfriends, lost 5 partners to other men, forced to finish with 5 old floozies because of droopy tits and lack of moist pussy. Today I shag 6 old bikes around local bars and clubs.

Old women are very suitable for shagging time of 10 minutes or less, and the foreplay is no more than 5 minutes. If I need to shag for longer, I will try tantric and yoga style manoeuvres. But I haven't used these due to the difficulty and bending into various contortions.

The least successful two things of my life so far are eating and bicycles. I could not control these 2 things because I am so busy shagging. If I am in bars all night with floozies, I cannot help it. I think my inability to cycle is related to my failure in eating. Many bike rides require good eating, so even if drink like a lord and eat as many cheap bar snacks as possible, usually when I try to ride a bicycle, I don't have the legs as I spend most of my time horizontal, either drunk on the sidewalk or shagging loose hoochies.

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