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July 18, 2015, 05:51:06 PM
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A little boy says: Daddy, how was I born?
DAD says: Ah, my son. I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room,
where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed popup appeared and said: You've Got Male!

Thanks, dad. Looks like I'm going to get a little brother to play with soon because I saw mommy and the mailman do something similar to what you just described. I only hope that he's not a screamer like the mailman was. It really made mommy quiver and trying to catch her breath for the longest time after little brother was downloaded while she ate a whole bunch of vanilla pudding dripping from her butt that the mailman try to hide there.

I think about this post every time I see a mailman, and now so WILL you.


"I'm a mailman. Wanna have a baby?"

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July 18, 2015, 06:12:54 PM
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today is a nice sunny day and iam happy to be here.....on the forum....on that sunny day....wait a moment...  Huh

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July 19, 2015, 03:01:50 AM
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I misspelled my username! F*CK!!!

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July 19, 2015, 03:42:30 AM
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July 19, 2015, 05:54:26 AM
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July 28, 2015, 12:44:58 AM
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Saying something random right now.

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July 28, 2015, 01:15:13 AM
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'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself. -- JULIET

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July 28, 2015, 10:15:43 AM
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July 28, 2015, 10:24:42 AM
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Turbulent exponential growth is in the ether...
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July 28, 2015, 11:19:36 AM
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(/:=|)-\-<   this is hitler.
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July 28, 2015, 11:29:52 AM
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July 30, 2015, 01:31:28 PM
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Druggeljug!

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July 30, 2015, 02:57:26 PM
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I used to know a guy that would put draw-strings in the bottom seam of his pants legs.
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July 30, 2015, 03:30:22 PM
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Saying something random right now.
it's not random.
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July 30, 2015, 03:45:57 PM
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An eye for an eye will make the world blind...
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July 30, 2015, 03:59:54 PM
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An eye for an eye will make the world blind...

In the land of the blind the man with one eye is king.
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July 31, 2015, 06:03:10 PM
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July 31, 2015, 07:29:59 PM
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I am DE MAN! WIT DE 10 INCH COCK!

Hi there, I'm from South Africa.
This means I'm poor, I guess.
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July 31, 2015, 07:32:42 PM
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Classy
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July 31, 2015, 10:18:38 PM
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