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Hi.
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October 05, 2014, 12:53:44 AM |
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Lol wut
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Vod
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Licking my boob since 1970
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October 05, 2014, 01:04:02 AM |
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My middle name is hard to pronounce in english.
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cozk
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October 05, 2014, 01:04:44 AM |
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something random
Thats it it has been said.
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RickDick
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October 05, 2014, 02:32:56 AM |
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Holds up spork...
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hosumfu
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October 05, 2014, 03:41:22 AM |
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A little boy says: Daddy, how was I born? DAD says: Ah, my son. I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed popup appeared and said: You've Got Male!
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mliverpool
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February 13, 2015, 02:24:01 PM |
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Snow is melting under the Sun...I don't like that scene
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Balthazar
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February 13, 2015, 02:29:59 PM |
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sH4RD50Mr87P9TUrCp1MRkRvYzdj8kF7lQQoQXqmA3WQoIVoiANw5efYrEDN_ulU
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Taras
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Please do not PM me loan requests!
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February 13, 2015, 02:43:30 PM |
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Christopher Columbus was a birch
That was auto correct
This is my 1492nd post
None of you can pronounce my name right
Also I'm not Russian
Not an adult either
I live with my parents
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Gleb Gamow
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February 13, 2015, 05:29:58 PM |
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If my dick were long enough, would I stick it up my ass then put in my ear, or put it in my ear first, then up my ass?
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Gleb Gamow
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February 13, 2015, 05:32:57 PM |
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Christopher Columbus was a birch
That was auto correct
This is my 1492nd post
None of you can pronounce my name right
Also I'm not Russian
Not an adult either
I live with my parents
What could possibly be so hard in pronouncing your name "right"?
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Gleb Gamow
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February 13, 2015, 05:35:50 PM |
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A little boy says: Daddy, how was I born? DAD says: Ah, my son. I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed popup appeared and said: You've Got Male!
Thanks, dad. Looks like I'm going to get a little brother to play with soon because I saw mommy and the mailman do something similar to what you just described. I only hope that he's not a screamer like the mailman was. It really made mommy quiver and trying to catch her breath for the longest time after little brother was downloaded while she ate a whole bunch of vanilla pudding dripping from her butt that the mailman try to hide there.
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oblivi
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February 13, 2015, 06:10:21 PM |
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Suck my mother flying ducky duck from hell on earth.
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steveturk
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works at NaSCasino.com
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February 13, 2015, 06:18:48 PM |
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would it be truly something random ? or would it be something influenced by the many fools posting what they think are rational thoughts, but turns out to be random rambling....
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Superhitech
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February 15, 2015, 03:20:00 AM |
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would it be truly something random ? or would it be something influenced by the many fools posting what they think are rational thoughts, but turns out to be random rambling....
That's the problem with randomness, you never know if it's truly random.
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grendel25
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February 15, 2015, 03:29:26 AM |
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About twenty years ago I started a short story project where each coworker would write a piece. I should have isolated the inputs so that the next person couldn't see what had already been written but I'm not sure if that would have made a difference in the creative outcome. The end result was a story that started (I took the first piece of writing) as an epic beginning of some quest but ended as a crass illustration of violence which included skull f***ing.
Now that I bring it up again, I'm tempted to start another project like that.
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btcminer021
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Mine hard!
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February 15, 2015, 03:58:37 AM |
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About twenty years ago I started a short story project where each coworker would write a piece. I should have isolated the inputs so that the next person couldn't see what had already been written but I'm not sure if that would have made a difference in the creative outcome. The end result was a story that started (I took the first piece of writing) as an epic beginning of some quest but ended as a crass illustration of violence which included skull f***ing.
Now that I bring it up again, I'm tempted to start another project like that.
A man walks into a bar... Go!
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xhomerx10
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February 15, 2015, 04:21:25 AM |
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May I point out that not one of you has said anything random or otherwise in this thread? say /sā/: utter words so as to convey information, an opinion, a feeling or intention, or an instruction. Good luck though! Edit: I would love to hear you say this! sH4RD50Mr87P9TUrCp1MRkRvYzdj8kF7lQQoQXqmA3WQoIVoiANw5efYrEDN_ulU
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H1N1
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February 15, 2015, 04:25:06 AM |
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I have a 6.25" penis.
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