Bitcoin Jokes! From Coins in the Kingdom

[TheLittleDuke]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Satoshi!
Satoshi who?
(shrug)

;-)

[TheLittleDuke]

BitPay, Coinbase, and MT.Gox walk into a bar...

Bitpay orders a drink and the bartender says, "That'll be $2.50"

BitPay pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, "Hey!  You didn't pay!"

BitPay says, "Yes I did, here's the TX ID"

Coinbase orders a drink and the bartender says, "That'll be $3.75"

Coinbase pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, "Hey!  You didn't pay!"

Coinbase says, "Yes I did, here's the TX ID"

MT.Gox orders a drink and the bartender says, "That'll be $8.50"  (cuz it's a triple caramel macchiato from starbucks)

MT.Gox pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, "Hey!  You didn't pay!"

MT.Gox says, "sorry here's $8.50"

And the bartender says, "That'll be $12.75"

MT.Gox says, "sorry here's $12.75"

And the bartender says, "That'll be $120.75"

MT.Gox says, "sorry here's $120.75"

[BrunesBTC45]

Me: I have a joke
YOu: What
Me: Bitcoin

[BayAreaCoins]

BitPay, Coinbase, and MT.Gox walk into a bar...

Bitpay orders a drink and the bartender says, "That'll be $2.50"

BitPay pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, "Hey!  You didn't pay!"

BitPay says, "Yes I did, here's the TX ID"

Coinbase orders a drink and the bartender says, "That'll be $3.75"

Coinbase pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, "Hey!  You didn't pay!"

Coinbase says, "Yes I did, here's the TX ID"

MT.Gox orders a drink and the bartender says, "That'll be $8.50"  (cuz it's a triple caramel macchiato from starbucks)

MT.Gox pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, "Hey!  You didn't pay!"

MT.Gox says, "sorry here's $8.50"

And the bartender says, "That'll be $12.75"

MT.Gox says, "sorry here's $12.75"

And the bartender says, "That'll be $120.75"

MT.Gox says, "sorry here's $120.75"

LOL good one

[Q7]

Right on!!! Sends out the message clearly. Reminds me of a cartoon whereby the captain yells out to his recruits that comprises doge btc and ltc. Both answers promptly only to have the btc replying much later when they are on next two questions.  I wonder where is the cartoon

[CrackedLogic]

I made this, I think it's quite funny.

[DannyHamilton]

- snip -
Both answers promptly only to have the btc replying much later when they are on next two questions.  I wonder where is the cartoon

This one?

[dain-k]

the year is 2015, bitcoin falls to 20 dollars.  the bitcoin community is in tears, most are cashing out, for dollars
mid 2015 bitcoin falls to 1 dollar. the bitcoin community is practically dead.   astrocoin is resurrected and we discover a new planet.  the believers in astrocoin invest massive amounts of us dollar for the future development of the coin, which by 2016 becomes a currency which is involved with nasa.

in the year 2017 the developers of astrocoin as wella s anasa send a rocket, shaped and modeled similar to that of the astrocoin logo to the new planet.  the planet is furthest outside of our solar system, we name it planet astro..

edit the zebra part i read it again and did not find it funny to myself