I really want to have a bitcoin as a pet. Ever since I was a child, I would look at the stars every night before I went to bed and wonder when my parents would buy me a bitcoin. I wanted a very shiny and gold and round bitcoin that I could bring to school for show and tell. Unfortunately all I received that year was an old bicycle which my friends in elementary school made fun of. The experience has greatly traumatized me but I still dream about having my pet bitcoin every night.
you were born after 2008?