Today's not your birthday. If you were born on the 10th of October 1014 as your profile claims, you won't actually be 1000 years old until the
21st of October due to the switch from the Julian calendar to Gregorian calendar in 1752, which resulted in that year having only 355 days instead of 366. I'm sorry to say that you've been celebrating your birthday on entirely the wrong date for the past 262 years.