What do you think of my latest rap song

[awesome31312]

I decided to make it politically correct to prevent criticism from social democrats ('liberals'), environmentalists, and feminists

Hello guys,
What's up
I like engaging in sexual intercourse with women
Only if they consent to it first of course
I make a lot of money
But I pay my taxes so they can build the roads
I like speeding in my luxury vehicle,
But I make sure I use Hybrid/Electric cars,
I also never go above the speed limit,
When I do, however, I make sure I know my rights when I'm ticketed
This is what I enjoy doing
Making all the money,
Well not all the money, that would be monopoly
I like smoking marijuana,
Only for medicinal purposes of course
I like having sex with promiscuous women that engage in consensual sexual activities for money,
But I make sure to stay safe by using condoms,
If they get pregnant, I pay for their abortions
I consume alcohol in moderation,
But not on election day, that's when I'm voting for Obama

~Quiz Khalifa (Awesome31312)









Please donate if you like it
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[Sutters Mill]

That's not a song, is it? Where's the music? It's a bunch of words by a troll.

[awesome31312]

That's not a song, is it? Where's the music? It's a bunch of words by a troll.

Oh my! What a terrible thing to say!!!

Obviously you lack the ability to comprehend such excellent and unique poetry.

[Balthazar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBtj4WoC6XA

http://www.klenginem.de/e/lyrics10.html

 

[1K]

That's not a song, is it? Where's the music? It's a bunch of words by a troll.

Oh my! What a terrible thing to say!!!

Obviously you lack the ability to comprehend such excellent and unique poetry.

I very much doubt you will find anyone else who thinks that is excellent or unique poetry, but obviously by the tone you are quite clearl;y trolling. Try harder, but a trollpoint for trying I guess.

[awesome31312]

That's not a song, is it? Where's the music? It's a bunch of words by a troll.

Oh my! What a terrible thing to say!!!

Obviously you lack the ability to comprehend such excellent and unique poetry.

I very much doubt you will find anyone else who thinks that is excellent or unique poetry, but obviously by the tone you are quite clearl;y trolling. Try harder, but a trollpoint for trying I guess.

Bullshit! This is what the people are thinking!

that was dope, homes

the real challenge is getting someone to actually rap it

It's much more articulate than your average

[Spendulus]

I decided to make it politically correct to prevent criticism from social democrats ('liberals'), environmentalists, and feminists

Hello guys,
What's up
I like engaging in sexual intercourse with women
Only if they consent to it first of course
I make a lot of money
But I pay my taxes so they can build the roads
I like speeding in my luxury vehicle,
But I make sure I use Hybrid/Electric cars,
I also never go above the speed limit,
When I do, however, I make sure I know my rights when I'm ticketed
This is what I enjoy doing
Making all the money,
Well not all the money, that would be monopoly
I like smoking marijuana,
Only for medicinal purposes of course
I like having sex with promiscuous women that engage in consensual sexual activities for money,
But I make sure to stay safe by using condoms,
If they get pregnant, I pay for their abortions
I consume alcohol in moderation,
But not on election day, that's when I'm voting for Obama

~Quiz Khalifa (Awesome31312)









Please donate if you like it
12vARzQRPwUf19sCGUNUYasBK1kYu3F3xw

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