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May 26, 2012, 03:25:04 PM
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GooD Morning, Vietnam !!!

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May 26, 2012, 03:25:26 PM
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4) We've tricked hundreds of users into brainstorming at the bitcoin forum by offering a lousy 1 BTC reward so we are smart enough to host your sh*t!  Grin

I don't think too many of us care about the 1 BTC, its more fun to come up with cheesy or offensive lines.

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May 26, 2012, 03:28:51 PM
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We thought we had tricked users into brainstorming at a bitcoin forum by offering a lousy 1 BTC reward to host their sh*t, but it turns out they learned of a new place to hack so that they could host their sh*t for free and take all of our BTC and left a message saying next time pay more for bounty or else.

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May 26, 2012, 03:31:51 PM
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I like We spell SERVICE uppercase.



Yeah, normally I would charge around BTC 2000-5000 for slogans like this - but today just 1 BTC. What a bargain... Grin

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May 26, 2012, 04:14:52 PM
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LOL.....

Your interested in giving me 2000-5000 BTC? sorry my english not so good.. You want address?
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May 26, 2012, 04:32:48 PM
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LOL.....

Your interested in giving me 2000-5000 BTC? sorry my english not so good.. You want address?

 Huh Paying you that much for just quoting my slogan? Shocked Well... keep on trying...




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May 26, 2012, 04:38:44 PM
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I'm just kidding..... My english is adequate and my french is broken Tongue
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May 26, 2012, 05:12:12 PM
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Back to topic.

Here's another multi-trillion-satoshi one:

5) We host your site. Our competition hosts its funeral.

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May 26, 2012, 05:23:14 PM
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How about this:

"We think outside the box"

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May 26, 2012, 06:27:20 PM
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Don't get caught sleeping, or BTC will pass you buy. <Drops gauntlet.>

We must have super powers, guaranteed uptime thousands of hours.
Get a calculator, do the math, we get it done.
What's our favorite words? Let's go!
It's time to let the whole world see your genius.
Your servers crash and burn, stand back, we got it.
Other companies not doin it right? We got this.
Don't let'em test your cool, we got you covered.
Don't deal with the hard times day after day, we got you covered/we'll take care of it.
Let us help you help yourself.
We sell you stuff you might kill for.
So much skill in a network stack.
They didn't teach you computers in school, let our geeks handle it.
You pay your bills and don't drink too much...we're like that.
Ten years from now, where will you be?
Try'in to survive in the wild wild web?...We're here for ya.
Be inteligent, commit to excellence.
Tired of other hosts runnin their mouth, we can help you get out.
Funky, funky web service.
We drop our prices low, like there's money on the floor.
We got a badass network, like gigabits.
We know you wonder what it is...it's the lifestyle that we live.
If you don't like our service you can go to hell.
Ain't no host like the one I got.
We'll help make your fat knot fatter.
All top notches gotta stay on top.
Be careful, our host sauce is spicy.
You can't be a better host than me, you don't have a chance.
When your standing their staring at the ocean, we help you manage with hosting.
Don't walk around barefoot, eating a cheese sandwhich when you could be hosting here.
Everbody loves our sk1llz.
We'll hook you up, like sweet!
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You can't be what you can't see.
No unemployed bigshots here.
Don't be acting snobby, we're not havin' that.
Like gin on ice we're doing that, smoothly.
So much code fu our name should be Bruce Lee.
Don't be fake, get in where you fit in.
What happened to your network status, did you loose it?
It's not how long you code, it's what you put in it.

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May 26, 2012, 06:32:20 PM
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Our uptime is over 9000%

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May 26, 2012, 06:54:54 PM
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Don't be a loser, be a User.

Grok the Geek.

Grep the prep.

Prop the shill.

Chilling the Filing.

Tricky Geeky.

Hit the hay while you pay.

Chopper Hoppers.

Putting the Meat into the Beat.

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People Purchase Servers Under Colocation KVM Stands.  Uh.. oh...

We pay the Piper, you follow Smiley

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TizzleTazzle, to tell the truth.

Pay to Stay, Stay to Play.

Walk the Line with Our Schtick.

4 Schemes, 2 Currencies, 1 Place

Whilst typing here, I've Bitcoind there.

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May 27, 2012, 01:14:17 AM
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We host, don't take hostage.

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May 27, 2012, 02:01:15 AM
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"Tizzy Tazzy is our name and hosting is our game."


My addy is under the avatar.

edit: you said good for a commercial... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtdKBYwH4OQ

"Give me T, give me an I, double Z and a Y"  Cheesy

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May 27, 2012, 02:21:29 AM
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"Don't tiz me bro !"

or, more seriously,

"Dizzy ? Get snazzy ! Tizzy-Tazzy !"

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May 27, 2012, 03:10:07 AM
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"Don't tiz me bro !"

or, more seriously,

"Dizzy ? Get snazzy ! Tizzy-Tazzy !"

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"Don't tiz me bro" should win.

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May 27, 2012, 04:23:43 AM
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"Don't tiz me bro" should win.

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May 27, 2012, 10:02:59 AM
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We host, don't take hostage.
Grin They're all hostages!

now plam someone off with just a lousy btc and roll off your marketing campaign earning plenty of $
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May 27, 2012, 10:26:31 AM
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No, that's seriously our name.

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May 27, 2012, 02:02:22 PM
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From ashes to hashes.

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