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October 27, 2014, 08:27:36 PM
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Buy laundry washer from Miele ( Germany ) and your wife will love you forever. Miele is the best laundry washer in the world and also probably most expensive one too  Grin On average price is ~ 4000 USD
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October 27, 2014, 11:16:37 PM
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Unconditional love.

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October 27, 2014, 11:21:14 PM
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lol you could buy a nice necklace with that!

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October 28, 2014, 01:13:20 AM
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Unconditional love.

I agree with you.
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October 28, 2014, 04:21:28 AM
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Buy laundry washer from Miele ( Germany ) and your wife will love you forever. Miele is the best laundry washer in the world and also probably most expensive one too  Grin On average price is ~ 4000 USD

Marketing agent?  Grin
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October 28, 2014, 05:17:29 AM
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Wtf I am pretty srue a washer would be a terrible gift for a wife.

Ohh you wanted to go to Cancun, suprise here is a washer now do some laundry I have work monday.
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October 28, 2014, 05:50:32 AM
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October 28, 2014, 12:44:28 PM
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viral adv? Huh
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October 28, 2014, 12:49:12 PM
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4000 dollars in enough to buy lots of stuff that would make him happier

also some modern females you consider it an insult. Modern times making crazy people, you know.

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October 28, 2014, 03:20:35 PM
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Diamonds......... that will shut her up..........for now  Cool

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October 28, 2014, 03:22:08 PM
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I wanted to make you happy, so here is my laundry.  Cheesy

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October 28, 2014, 03:22:52 PM
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Diamonds......... that will shut her up..........for now...........

Speaking as a Jeweller Diamonds won't always work if they like other colours lol Tongue
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October 28, 2014, 03:59:39 PM
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Lol.

 Washing Machine=Worst gift for the modern feminist wife.
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October 28, 2014, 08:55:19 PM
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is this supposed to be funny?
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October 29, 2014, 12:36:26 AM
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No it as ridiculous as saying the key to a happy wife is a washing machine.

Mine would not be pleased with an appliance.

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October 29, 2014, 01:44:31 AM
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Buy laundry washer from Miele ( Germany ) and your wife will love you forever. Miele is the best laundry washer in the world and also probably most expensive one too  Grin On average price is ~ 4000 USD

Marketing agent?  Grin

I think he is. Smiley A bitcoiner Miele marketing agent.  Grin
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October 29, 2014, 01:59:44 AM
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No it as ridiculous as saying the key to a happy wife is a washing machine.

Mine would not be pleased with an appliance.

Sounds like it's time for a new wife Grin

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October 29, 2014, 02:24:00 AM
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Women isn't that complicated, just treat her a nice dinner... Smiley

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October 29, 2014, 02:27:32 AM
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Women isn't that complicated, just treat her a nice dinner... Smiley


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October 29, 2014, 02:32:41 AM
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My wife is never happier than when I hand her my pay cheques.

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