Because potheads are some of the dumbest people I've ever met?
but what about LSD? it's even worse!!!
Oh yeah, watch out for that LSD! It's less toxic than vitamin c!
It's was used by scientists whom discovered the double helix structure of DNA during their trip! Scary!
And of course never touch a marijuana. Marijuana has never killed a single person. It promotes brain cell growth and triggers apoptosis (cell death) in cancerous cells.
You don't want to use a safe and effective medicine, now do you? How would we have a trillion dollar pharmaceutical industry if people could grow a cure their self?
And let's not forget hemp has the capacity to completely replace the oil industry by producing more biomass than any other plant. And hemp leaves a negative carbon footprint when used as fuel, as hemp absorbs more co2 then it emits as a fuel.
Now we don't want clean air, now do we?
Remember people, alcohol is good. It kills 150,000 people a year, that's almost a world record next to tobacco! Yay records!
And it's legal, so it must be good for you. The government would never legalize harmful substances to perpetuate population control and demonize helpful substances that take away the status quo's power. They're your friend!