Funny questions Answer this ? Solve this

[lissandra]

Q. What ended in 1896?

that picture though lolll. 

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[AnonBitCoiner]

Q. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?


Q.A man has a barrel with filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

Photography; she took a photo, soaked it for development, and hung it to dry

A hole, so the oil drains out.

[Leeroy Jenkins]

A man kills another man, admits to the crime, the gun is found, one shot was fired, the gun was registered to the killer, but it was impossible to try him in a court of law. What state was he in when he killed the guy?

A: A state of insanity.

[Gleb Gamow]

Q. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?


Q.A man has a barrel with filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

Photography; she took a photo, soaked it for development, and hung it to dry

A hole, so the oil drains out.

Since the barrel was filled assuming to the brim, most anything that's put in it would overflow the barrel, thus a large empty bucket pushed down slowly till it too fills up and is left to sink would suffice.

[suman66]

Q. What is the strongest force in the earth?

Q.What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?

Q.Can you tell me how to make an egg roll?

[gordoh]

Q.What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly, but a fly cant bird?

My guess 

[_chance_]

Q. What is the strongest force in the earth?
Answer : LOVE!

Q.What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
Answer : A Bird can fly but a fly cannot bird!

Q.Can you tell me how to make an egg roll?
Answer : Just push it, It will role! 

[_chance_]

Q. How do you make one disappear?  

[Gronthaing]

Q. How do you make one disappear?  

A. Either subtract another one, or multiply by zero.

[AnonBitCoiner]

Q. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?


Q.A man has a barrel with filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

Photography; she took a photo, soaked it for development, and hung it to dry

A hole, so the oil drains out.

Since the barrel was filled assuming to the brim, most anything that's put in it would overflow the barrel, thus a large empty bucket pushed down slowly till it too fills up and is left to sink would suffice.

It's not necessarily filled to the brim though but yeah, that's another way to think of it

[btcmaze]

Q. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?


Q.A man has a barrel with filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

Photography; she took a photo, soaked it for development, and hung it to dry

A hole, so the oil drains out.

Since the barrel was filled assuming to the brim, most anything that's put in it would overflow the barrel...

Yeah, how 'bout an elephant? 

[AnonBitCoiner]

Q. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?


Q.A man has a barrel with filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

Photography; she took a photo, soaked it for development, and hung it to dry

A hole, so the oil drains out.

Since the barrel was filled assuming to the brim, most anything that's put in it would overflow the barrel...

Yeah, how 'bout an elephant? 

Pretty sure an elephant would weight more than a bucket of oil so it'd be heavier

[nikkoy]

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

no clue about this
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

ans: make this a hard boiled egg!
More are comming But answer this first

[AnonBitCoiner]

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

no clue about this
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

ans: make this a hard boiled egg!
More are comming But answer this first

He sleeps during the night. These were already answered.

A man leaves one $100,000 dollar bill on his desk and leaves work. When he returns the money is gone. He has three suspects: the cook, the cleaning lady, and the mail guy. The cook says he put the money under a book on his desk to keep it safe, but when they check it isn't there anymore. The maid says she moved it when she was cleaning so that it was inside of the book between pages 1 and 2. They open the book and look between page number 1 and 2 but it isn't there either. The mail guy says he saw it sticking out of the book and to keep it safe he moved it between pages 2 and 3. Once they think about it, the culprit is promptly arrested. Who did it and how did the man know?

[misterpressman]

I had a great read.. MORE!

[_chance_]

Q. Most of the kids love to carry these keys. What are those keys?

Q. It goes up and comes down, but never move. What it is?

Q. In a marathon race what does the winner lose?

[Gronthaing]

Q. Most of the kids love to carry these keys. What are those keys?

Q. It goes up and comes down, but never move. What it is?

Q. In a marathon race what does the winner lose?

A. House or car keys? Or maybe music related, tunes.

A. The sun.

A. More calories than the rest?

[suman66]

What is the quickest way to double your money ?
Fold it in half !

What is hail ?
Hard boiled rain !

What is Cheddar Gorge ?
A large cheese sandwich !

What language do they speak in Cuba ?
Cubic !

What is a myth ?
A female moth !

What is an archaeologist ?
Someone who's career is in ruins !

What is the noisiest game ?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet !

Why do birds fly south in the winter ?
Because it's too far to walk !

How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon ?
Just one if it's long enough !

What holds the sun up in the sky ?
Sunbeams !