Bro, you got too much time on your hand. And stop the drinking!
It worked for this guy:
http://buymylastname.com/Good luck OP
Judging by the $50k USD Jason SurfrApp was paid, the OP's price is actually a bargain.
He had first mover advantage. The next person to do it is unlikely to make as much, and the 100th person will be lucky to make $10. The OP probably judged his price about right.