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June 01, 2012, 08:48:58 AM
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Watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4429wa0BMag

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June 01, 2012, 01:50:29 PM
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Sorry, a Real American would have been wearing a NASCAR t-shirt, not some metrosexual Eurotrash white tee. You might have pulled it off if you had a PBR in your hand but like that? Nope.

And Americans don't use lighter fluid on RC cars, we use it on guitars (RIP Jimi). For RTC cars we would fill the inside with a jellied petroleum product, probably a Sterno analog from Wal-Mart and get a much longer burn rate. Roll Eyes
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June 01, 2012, 02:03:55 PM
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Real Americans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54WMpVDDiII

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June 01, 2012, 03:53:55 PM
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Real Americans II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaxECcTjCuw
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June 01, 2012, 03:58:16 PM
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Agreed..

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June 01, 2012, 04:34:36 PM
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Not Americans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWVe0JbMh6c (I have no words for this!)
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June 01, 2012, 05:08:35 PM
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Not Americans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWVe0JbMh6c (I have no words for this!)

That's the last thing anyone typing 'swedish twins' into google would expect to find.
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June 01, 2012, 05:29:21 PM
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I stand corrected. I have lost touch of my American roots.

This is a real American.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26PpA1kFIWw

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June 01, 2012, 09:16:21 PM
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I'm not an American.  Smiley

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June 01, 2012, 10:34:20 PM
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For everyone who doubts he's not a zombie:

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June 01, 2012, 11:35:09 PM
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If that were an Olympic sport, I would definitely watch  Grin
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June 02, 2012, 03:34:04 AM
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If that were an Olympic sport, I would definitely watch  Grin

Umm, you're not going to believe this, but it won't take too much effort to get your wish at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35KIsLs3yb0
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June 02, 2012, 06:26:11 AM
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So the big difference between Europeans and Americans is that Europeans do crazy shit in the traffic and Americans giggles like schoolgirls?

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June 02, 2012, 07:23:29 AM
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So the big difference between Europeans and Americans is that Europeans do crazy shit in the traffic and Americans giggles like schoolgirls?

Damn you! I just spent several hours looking for videos of Americans playing in traffic and giggling European schoolgirls to no avail.

Now for some real weird shit. For shit and giggles, I Googled images for the key-phrase "be like Matthew" and look what I found.

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June 02, 2012, 11:46:38 AM
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So the big difference between Europeans and Americans is that Europeans do crazy shit in the traffic and Americans giggles like schoolgirls?

Damn you! I just spent several hours looking for videos of Americans playing in traffic and giggling European schoolgirls to no avail.

Now for some real weird shit. For shit and giggles, I Googled images for the key-phrase "be like Matthew" and look what I found.



Fascinating! The one on the right looks exactly like me!

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June 02, 2012, 08:10:39 PM
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It's probably the Bitcoin logo eyes. (hint to shoppers)
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