How do you want to die?

[notbatman]

I will ascend into a light being consciously and rise into the heavens after the singularity at the music festival.

You are welcome to join.

I would love to ascend into a light being. How do I sign up?

The secret is in the KoolFlavor-Aid!

"The Hispanic versions do not include cherry or berry punch, and instead include root beer, mango, apple, Jamaica (hibiscus), tamarindo, tangerine, and pineapple-orange." -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavor_Aid

http://www.jelsert.com/Products/Beverages/Flavor-Aid.aspx

[lepirate]

I will ascend into a light being consciously and rise into the heavens after the singularity at the music festival.

You are welcome to join.

I would love to ascend into a light being. How do I sign up?

Buy some psychedelics and get really high.

[gangz]

Just painlessly nothing too crazy or special. 

[dank]

I will ascend into a light being consciously and rise into the heavens after the singularity at the music festival.

You are welcome to join.

I would love to ascend into a light being. How do I sign up?

Buy some psychedelics and get really high.

There's actually truth to this.  But ultimately it takes true intentions and meditation.  Go to the music festival and you will ascend as the crowd levitates from the power of a synchronized positive feedback loop of love.

[b!z]

I will ascend into a light being consciously and rise into the heavens after the singularity at the music festival.

You are welcome to join.

I would love to ascend into a light being. How do I sign up?

Buy some psychedelics and get really high.

That sounds dangerous.

[Slipknot79]

With a boner. 

[BADecker]

You can die two ways, Angel. Quick like the tongue of a snake, or slower than the molasses in January.

How will you die, Joan Wilder? Slow like a... snail? Or fast, like a shooting star?

[dank]

I will ascend into a light being consciously and rise into the heavens after the singularity at the music festival.

You are welcome to join.

I would love to ascend into a light being. How do I sign up?

Buy some psychedelics and get really high.

That sounds dangerous.

LSD is less toxic than caffeine and vitamin c.  You would need several thousands of hits to die.  And even then, I would argue that you more so 'let go' than die.

Your brain naturally produces DMT.

Psychedelics are some of the safest substances there are.  A guide is does help though.

[chaosknight]

i don't want to die who wants
 Just joking :

[gadman2]

[cassimares]

Die fast and happily without any sickness.

[Clint]

in a fast and easy way, i dont want to suffer 

[wakasaki808]

hahahahaha , made my day.
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Sleeping??

[egghead123]

bitcoin overdose

[blueseal]

in my sleep

[Gleb Gamow]

Years ago, I read about an elderly man dying during what he loved: Laughing while watching Johnny Carson. Another elderly man passed away while rocking on his rocking chair on the front porch overlooking the mountains he so loved. Two hours after his passing he was still rocking.

Now, if you'll excuse me, rumor has it there's a new gal over at MFC.

[Rammus]

in my sleep.

[SquareApple]

By means of spoon

[Mr Tsoutsounopaiktis]

I can't die. I have the genes of Mitsotakis.

[mattjack]

sleep a night and never wake up
any reason but it should be that much easy