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November 17, 2014, 11:47:13 PM
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 Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know whyhttp://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/11/14/seals-behaving-badly<< This recent phenomenon has been observed among young Antarctic fur seals on Marion Island in the South Atlantic. They are targeting king penguins. In a newly published research paper, a South African research team - Ryan Reisinger, William Haddah, Tristan Scott, Marthán Bester and Nico de Bruyn - documented three incidents of seals on the island sexually assaulting penguins. There have been other recorded incidents over the last 30 years. >> |
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This is the best head line I've read in some time.
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Gleb Gamow
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November 18, 2014, 01:36:04 AM
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 "They started it! I was just laying here getting a tan when these two alpha male penguins began fucking me in my ass. Ergo, turnaround is fair play." |
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November 18, 2014, 01:37:36 AM |
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WTF?! I thought I misread that from the cold I've gotten!
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Alejandro Taquito
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November 18, 2014, 01:53:30 AM |
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I wonder if they hatch seal pups in the eggs?
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November 18, 2014, 01:56:12 AM |
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Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence.  |
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Lethn
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November 18, 2014, 02:03:00 AM |
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I'm just still wtfing over it frankly.
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November 18, 2014, 02:10:39 AM |
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 Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know whyhttp://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/11/14/seals-behaving-badly<< This recent phenomenon has been observed among young Antarctic fur seals on Marion Island in the South Atlantic. They are targeting king penguins. In a newly published research paper, a South African research team - Ryan Reisinger, William Haddah, Tristan Scott, Marthán Bester and Nico de Bruyn - documented three incidents of seals on the island sexually assaulting penguins. There have been other recorded incidents over the last 30 years. >> what in the fuck WUT WAT WAT WAT ITS SEAL HUNTING TIME |
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November 18, 2014, 02:50:15 AM |
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Other seals might be harder to rape, so they pick the penguins.
Good to know I'm bigger than seals and I'm far away from them
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November 18, 2014, 03:11:37 AM |
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Better than the farmer going for the chicken imo.
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November 18, 2014, 03:19:30 AM |
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Okay, I've had enough internet for the day.
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November 18, 2014, 03:22:32 AM |
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This is the best head line I've read in some time.
I have to admit I clicked here Because I was going what is this about XD |
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November 18, 2014, 03:34:50 AM |
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Better than the farmer going for the chicken imo.
Especially if it's what you are having for supper. |
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Gleb Gamow
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November 18, 2014, 03:52:03 AM |
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Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence. Explain your theory to the poor frog...  ...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0 |
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November 18, 2014, 04:01:51 AM |
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Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence. Explain your theory to the poor frog... ...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0I hope that frog likes shag carpet. It's gonna have one hell of a headache later.  |
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November 18, 2014, 05:27:43 AM |
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I wish I never looked in this thread. Sheash.  |
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November 18, 2014, 06:12:58 AM |
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That poor frog. Can't imagine whats going through it's mind. |
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November 18, 2014, 01:15:58 PM
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Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence. Explain your theory to the poor frog... ...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0That poor frog. Can't imagine whats going through it's mind. @Gleb Gamow, Shocking and horrendous, yet innovative. @AltCoinTroll, I may be taking you too literally here, but it looks quite obvious to me. Not only is 'it' going through its mind, but its whole body in fact.  |
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November 18, 2014, 01:18:44 PM |
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poor penguins lol, what a pic. @op
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