Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo

[WoodCollector]

Up for Auction is this beautiful hand crafted Bitcoin Dildo hand carved out of 100% AAA grade Cocobolo wood. It was commissioned by a person on this forum but then they back out half way through completion. Original price was $600usd. This dildo is usable as it is sealed with a hypoallergenic water proof sealer, so now your wife can love BTCitcoin as much as you do. If you have ever been F#CKED using BTCitcoin for something this would be a great way to memorialize that as well.

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Starting Bid: BTC0.7
Bid Incriments BTC0.05
End Date: 11/24/14

Escrow Accepted

[dogevisitor]

=)) cannot believe this

[bidoh]

who backs out after commissioning a dildo? no commitment.

[Blazed]

Simply amazing...
Without a doubt WoodCollector is a true asset to the BTCitcoin community!

[infobiactrader]

May I ask exactly how you made this?

[WoodCollector]

May I ask exactly how you made this?

Sure,

I started with a piece of Cocobolo i had imported from Costa Rica then i cut it to a 2" square by 12" piece of stock with my mini saw mill. I chucked it up on my Grizzly wood lathe and turned it to shape, then sanded it down step by step to 600 grit. Then i took my 1/4 roughing gouge and my 1/2 skew chisel and an x-acto knife and carved a BTC into the iridescent part of the handle end. Then i soaked the whole thing in boiled coconut oil, then once it dried i inlayed a piece of gold foil i had left over from another project then trimmed it up so it fit perfectly. Then i placed 8 coats of Hypoallergenic sealer on it so it was all body safe. 

[smoothie]

LOL are you planning to make a mango one?

seriously this made me ROFL!

[WoodCollector]

LOL are you planning to make a mango one?

seriously this made me ROFL!

Not unless someone commissions one to be done, I have started requiring full payment in escrow or a 25% direct deposit now to avoid spending countless hours making something then not getting paid now. Lesson learned. This is still one of the greatest communities on the web though, and i am sure this beautiful piece will end up in good hands even if just as a display piece.

[Blazed]

My wife said NO...

[notserp]

wow thats an expensive dildo lol

[IBGigglin]

This is too good. 

[WoodCollector]

2 days left to make this beautiful piece yours.

[Hazir]

For the exhibition purposes it may be good item. But I would never recommend if you want to use it for something - it may be toxic after all.

[WoodCollector]

For the exhibition purposes it may be good item. But I would never recommend if you want to use it for something - it may be toxic after all.

It is sealed with a proprietary hypoallergenic sealer which is body safe and used on all commercial produced wood dildos.

[WoodCollector]

Auction closed with 0 bids. Moving to the goods thread.

[elasticband]

how much?

[EternalWingsofGod]

how much?

It was purchased by a currently anonymous buyer on the other thread