The United States has finally won the war on drugs.
The aim of the war on drugs was to get rid of illicit drug trade.
They finally managed to do it!
We wanted to interview President Obama to congratulate him for his victory, but unfortunately, he was out on a two year golfing trip.
However, he left a press statement which said that his idea was simple:
Make drugs illegal.
Can you believe it? This is why we need to elect Obama II and Obama IV (for 2024)
Why not? It's no different than declaring the Nobel Peace Prize before any evidence of peace. So when do you get to vote for Gruber?