You may all have heard, guns don't kill people, people kill people.
Well, this is certainly true in this case. Officer Darren Wilson didn't kill Michael Brown, bullets killed Mike Brown.
"I am very grateful that guns can't kill people, it's why they arm us with these things to wave at peoples' faces, it's good practice for when Obama comes to steal my guns", said Darren Wilson in an interview with us.
I don't think there needs to be a trial for the officer, because obviously, guns don't kill people. Do you think the victims of the Sandy Hook school shooting died because of guns? NO! It was bullets that killed them!
OMG IKR? You're sarcasm is so wonderfully sardonic, even though IDK what that last word really means.
How dare that store clerk take time out of his 80/hr work week to try and stop the Gentle Giant's righteous appropriation of the Swisher Sweet blunt wraps to which he was clearly entitled to take without paying for them?
What is this country coming to when a 6'4" 300 lb kid can't have a friendly, playful tussle with a police officer without getting shot?
Everybody knows that Darren Wilson was just butthurt because he lost a round of "Grab the Gun" to the Gentle Giant
TM. That's why Wilson shot Brown in the back. Oh wait, forget/pretend I ever said that when evidence to the contrary emerges, just like when that other
thug kid with a 9mm got shot and his family said he only had a sandwich.
Nobody is allowed to point out how often the victimization narrative changes when actual facts are revealed!