Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee.

[Watoshi-Dimobuto]

Are you religious bitcoiner? An atheist bitcoiner? It doesn't matter.

Cover your bases with some earthly insurance. Reserve your spot in heaven. Just in case. You never know, what is going to happen. 100% Money Back Guarantee!

Buy your reservation today!

Gift it to your loved ones!

Our guarantee.
We offer our 100% money back guarantee on all of our packages. If for any reason you do not make it to Heaven then we will refund your money with no questions asked. Don’t worry though, we are confident you will make it.


"This offers a 100% guarantee, better odds than lotto. Best gift I ever gave to someone.
- Satoshi Nakamoto


Now accepting Bitcoin. For only 0.025 per person.

Reservation address : lol

Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.




New promotion:
Due to popular demand, we are giving you two more offers. Yes, with 100% money back guarantee.

Reserve a spot in heaven for your pet at just 0.01BTC.

Gift it to your wife/gf and  show her this thread and tell her you took a reservation in heaven for both of you. Will she be impressed? Find it out.
Gifting reservation price lowered to 0.02BTC.
0.04BTC for both.

[stellar69]

What a troll.
by the way, can I place a book just for 0.0001BTC? I need a very small space, so is 0.0001BTC enough?

[redsn0w]

[lili song]

What service do you provide ?

Some Charity ?
Need some Donation ?
Need some lending ?

[Watoshi-Dimobuto]

What a troll.
by the way, can I place a book just for 0.0001BTC? I need a very small space, so is 0.0001BTC enough?

Not trolling, bro. Just for entertaining forum members.

For 0.0001 BTC, I can reserve a spot in heaven, but it will be unhygienic and near a heavenly stable. And don't get too near the donkey souls. The rat ones are a little crazy too.

[commandrix]

When a coin in the coffer clings, a soul from Purgatory springs.

[caga]

How does the poor reserve their spot? Heaven is so unfair.

[John (John K.)]

Do you sell indulgences too? Is the Church finally taking bitcoin as one of the payment processors now?

PS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indulgence

[conteaza]

Are you religious bitcoiner? An atheist bitcoiner? It doesn't matter.

Cover your bases with some earthly insurance. Reserve your spot in heaven. Just in case. You never know, what is going to happen. 100% Money Back Guarantee!

Buy your reservation today!

Gift it to your loved ones!

Our guarantee.
We offer our 100% money back guarantee on all of our packages. If for any reason you do not make it to Heaven then we will refund your money with no questions asked. Don’t worry though, we are confident you will make it.


"This offers a 100% guarantee, better odds than lotto. Best gift I ever gave to someone.
- Satoshi Nakamoto


Now accepting Bitcoin. For only 0.025 per person.

Reservation address : 16kLvpNUxncRWvAitL5rU6p6EQL5QmMxtP

Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Are you stoned?

[stellar69]

What a troll.
by the way, can I place a book just for 0.0001BTC? I need a very small space, so is 0.0001BTC enough?

Not trolling, bro. Just for entertaining forum members.

For 0.0001 BTC, I can reserve a spot in heaven, but it will be unhygienic and near a heavenly stable. And don't get too near the donkey souls. The rat ones are a little crazy too.

I just want a bedroom a hall and a kitchen in heaven, and some clean environment. I am ready to pay 0.001BTC for it. I hope electricity would be free there(so that I can mine bitcoin).

Are you religious bitcoiner? An atheist bitcoiner? It doesn't matter.

Cover your bases with some earthly insurance. Reserve your spot in heaven. Just in case. You never know, what is going to happen. 100% Money Back Guarantee!

Buy your reservation today!

Gift it to your loved ones!

Our guarantee.
We offer our 100% money back guarantee on all of our packages. If for any reason you do not make it to Heaven then we will refund your money with no questions asked. Don’t worry though, we are confident you will make it.


"This offers a 100% guarantee, better odds than lotto. Best gift I ever gave to someone.
- Satoshi Nakamoto


Now accepting Bitcoin. For only 0.025 per person.

Reservation address : 16kLvpNUxncRWvAitL5rU6p6EQL5QmMxtP

Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Are you stoned?

lol

[TheNinja]

Has anyone actually sent you BTC? Too lazy to check the blockchain

[Watoshi-Dimobuto]

How does the poor reserve their spot? Heaven is so unfair.

Poor already get special quarters for free. Unless, they did something bad.

[Monnt]

Are you religious bitcoiner? An atheist bitcoiner? It doesn't matter.

Cover your bases with some earthly insurance. Reserve your spot in heaven. Just in case. You never know, what is going to happen. 100% Money Back Guarantee!

Buy your reservation today!

Gift it to your loved ones!

Our guarantee.
We offer our 100% money back guarantee on all of our packages. If for any reason you do not make it to Heaven then we will refund your money with no questions asked. Don’t worry though, we are confident you will make it.


"This offers a 100% guarantee, better odds than lotto. Best gift I ever gave to someone.
- Satoshi Nakamoto


Now accepting Bitcoin. For only 0.025 per person.

Reservation address : 16kLvpNUxncRWvAitL5rU6p6EQL5QmMxtP

Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

I don't really get this person, is he trying to troll, or is he just trying to increase his post count?

[redsn0w]

I repeat for the second time:




or are you serious ?

[yenzae0215]

i guess hell is for me 

[stellar69]

i guess hell is for me 

I can book a spot in hell for you just for 0.002BTC. PM me
The place will be awesome and I also assure you 100% money back

[Watoshi-Dimobuto]

I repeat for the second time:




or are you serious ?

Both, buddy.

I certainly don't think anyone is going to take this seriously. If someone does that, I will donate it somewhere worthy.

[redsn0w]

I repeat for the second time:




or are you serious ?

Both, buddy.

I certainly don't think anyone is going to take this seriously. If someone does that, I will donate it somewhere worthy.

Then good luck with your service , if you want an escrow I'm here  .

[rohnearner]

Really Impressed by OP's troll skills..!
Can you describe the heaven , how is it in details..! You only mentioned the charges here. no description about what we are paying for.

[BiTJack]

Lol made me crack a smile at least - Better than most threads in offtopic section these days Gl Op