I'll offer 10BTC shipped, but honestly with that description I'm scared it's not even worth shipping.
Who knows...
Are you a gambling man?
I'm invested in BS&T, so yes?
I have a 5970 with some blown VRMs, I'm betting that
1) The card is probably dead
2) At least 3 VRMs are good
3) At least 3 VRMs will be good when I remove them
4) Nothing else is wrong with my 5970
5) I can get the VRMs on with breaking it
Yeah, I guess I'd be a betting man.