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June 17, 2012, 02:47:16 AM
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Whatchya got? Make me laugh, I'll be sending 1BTC Monday.

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2nd Place .5BTC
3rd Place .25BTC
4th Place .15BTC
5th Place .1BTC
Honorable Mention .05BTC

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This makes me laugh every time.



3rd Place Winner!

3:34 in the video.

Bonus .5BTC for LMFAO, almost had me rolling!



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June 17, 2012, 02:53:53 AM
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Wadda ya get when you have a black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jewish guy together in a bar?

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June 17, 2012, 02:55:52 AM
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Solidcoin is ready for bitcoins collapse  Cheesy

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June 17, 2012, 03:07:38 AM
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Withdrawals take 3 - 5 business days.
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June 17, 2012, 03:29:43 AM
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I was going to post a gay joke, buttfuckit.


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June 17, 2012, 03:37:35 AM
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you need more that this? at this https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=88084.0;topicseen

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June 17, 2012, 03:47:46 AM
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I was barely sitting down in men's rest room when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And he says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? too bizarre so I said: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions to you."




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June 17, 2012, 03:53:01 AM
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A horse walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "Why the long face?


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June 17, 2012, 03:54:45 AM
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Warning: Light is finicky at times, has a mind of it's own.

If you purchase now, you can get a 2nd light and battery for free! Want to see what is looks like? Checkout the images below. Starting price is 1 BTC.




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June 17, 2012, 04:59:10 AM
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Take a good read of this thread:

http://facepunch.com/threads/1130665

Just a few pages. You will be howling, I promise.
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June 17, 2012, 05:05:05 AM
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YES! MY POST HAS MADE IT HERE!

As for being on topic, checkout: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xH0xorgUoI

Watch it from beginning to end.


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June 17, 2012, 06:28:43 AM
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2 dyslexics walk into a bra.

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June 17, 2012, 06:51:38 AM
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A catholic priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.

:-) :-)

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June 17, 2012, 07:18:07 AM
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https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=83984.0

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June 17, 2012, 11:08:36 AM
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two fish are sitting in a tank. one turns to the other and says, "dude, i have no idea how to drive this thing."

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June 17, 2012, 11:21:41 AM
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I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already

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June 17, 2012, 11:23:13 AM
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Always laugh at this one Cheesy

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor." I really am. I don't know what came over me! On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now...what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied

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June 17, 2012, 04:47:51 PM
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A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit replies, "No."

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.



Do you know how to catch a polar bear?

You dig a hole in the ice, and put a handful of peas in it.

When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.

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June 17, 2012, 05:02:20 PM
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Watch this.
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June 17, 2012, 05:09:43 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DItLB_aUbA

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