A real fucking game for you

[Normandoyle]

If I make you chuckle, you have to tip me. see sig for details.

You need to read this out loud without laughing. Every chuckle or weirdout you make, you need to tip me again and again.

Tip extra if you're grossed out. OC incoming..

Once upon a time, my anus came out of my ass. It wasn't always like this..at least not until I met Tyrone the tranny. We met on POF and he seemed like he had a delightful penis and a great attitude. I decided to meetup with him at my local McDonalds and we actually had french fries. He whispered into my hear "ayy bish shove dem frenfriez up mah buhht" and I did so in the McDonalds bathroom. He twerked for me before I was able to actually insert a single fry in his gaping asshole bouncing up and down for a real thug like me.

I was able to insert about 5 french fries until he said "ohdah sum nuggiz" so I went and ordered some Chicken Nuggets. As soon as I entered the bathroom stall, Tyrone's urethra and anus opened wide for the nuggets. "puttem in meh" said my black tranny friend. I inserted nugget after nugget until all 20 were lodged in his lower intestine. "dayum white boi u kno how to make a black bish feel reeeeel guudd" he said. Afterwards, he shit the nuggets and fries into an empty McDonalds cup and brought it with us.

We ended up going back to his place and we actually brought the McDonalds cup with us. He put tinfoil over the whole thing and put it in his freezer. He also attached a stickynote that had an address on it for some reason.

We went into his room and he revealed his Tranny Dong of love. It smelled like McDonalds so I gave it a lovely lick.
He decided to shove his tranny dong up my butt and my ass fell out.

"Awww shit white bruh we gon' brin yuh to da hospidoh" and I said "Bitch watch this!"

I took my anus, tied it up, and slapped his nipple with it.
My anus is looking like some sort of uncooked sausage right now.

To be continued...

[syahrere]

what is this man?

[yenzae0215]

errr?

[ndnh]

We have a mental case?

[bitboy11]

Can I say "Fugg you A**hole!"
I am totally grossed out and I won't give you any tips!

[Ghris]

I am not grossed out, and I didn't laugh. Do you have to tip me now?

[ndnh]

We have a mental case?

Confirming my suspicion.

2 quotes from OP:

AYYYYYY MOTHAFUCKA

Is your anus ready for BitBae?



OFFICIAL COMMENT FROM DICK:

"Hi, this is Dicky DongDick. I'm working on this coin as a project manager, this will NOT distract/detract from my work with BlackBalls/NightTitties. BitBae approached me and has shown their loyalty thus far. This team is not just one man. We will have a full development team that will work full time on the tech. These motherfuckers wanna be my bae. In turn this will actually speed my anal development schedule.
 
Markets are fully hard coded into my bae. We believe that the community makes the coin, therefore we list this coins initial features as follows:

*Instagram Flexin
*Unbreakable Condoms
*Advanced Dong Dances
*Decentralized Bae
*Anon Stealth
*Hardware Smart Condoms
*Mesh-Network
*Community driven sex-drive

We have many more surprises in my pants and the development talent to make this a fantasy. We support our developers unlike other coins and see this as a business full of cocaine and alcohol. This list of tools will be our first accomplishment and from there we will add many more exciting bitches in a few days or something. Fuckoff. Be prepared to see a full club where everyone can go to perform any kind of sex act. This project will bring larger markets into my ass. I would like to personally thank you for taking the time to research this project.  Please do not hesitate to ask any questions. We will be happy to answer you sometime eventually. I'm getting high.

We've developed a new system called..

Proof of Dickfarts
PODf

Basically, each miner must insert a small usb-powered device going from their cell-phone to the tip of the urethra.
This device captures and records all gasses that are passed from the dick.
Each metric tonne of gas equals 34 BTC in today's market.

Given this exclusive concept, it's possible that FartingDickCoin may just become one of the greatest creations of our generation.


OUR ROADMAP:

December 2014: We prepare ourselves for the gassiest year

February 2015: We will release the wallet and announce pools/exchanges. We will also release our USB device in select Walmart stores as well as Amazon.

March 2015: We will release the Decentralized Farting Dick Market 1.0 (60-day stability test begins)

May 2015: We will release Farting Dick Market 2.0 and enable Smart Contracts of all kinds.

September 2015: We will peg each FART to the value of 1 prostitute from Boston.

February 2016: ATM locations that accept FART will be announced.

[caga]

What is this a story?
No ones going to tip you for it.

[Clint]

you just waste our time reading this 

[rivoke]

Crazy bitch

[Snail2]

Well, if once someone will make a sculpture about the perfect mental health probably not Normandoyle will be the model.

[Chabacano]

What are u talking about

[kitarohotono]

Is this related to Blocknet?

[Sir Bitcoin]

Someone is off their meds it seems... Does your mother know you are on the interwebz?

[D4C]

10/10 cried a little

[GoingAround]

10/10 cried a little

+1

feel free to continue.

[elite3000]

Someone is off their meds it seems... Does your mother know you are on the interwebz?

[JimClone]

This is the worse post I ever did see in all my time on this forum. Maybe a good idea to take a break from the Internet..

[Bitminer1224]

"You should become a writer" - no one 

[r1f696]

a whole story is about your anus? i dont get anything of this