[For Hire] The best programmer in the whole known(and unknown) universe

[michaeladair]

People won't pay to hire people without a portfolio

They will pay me because I'm the best at what I do.
And I'll work on projects because I like programming a lot.

I did most of my first projects for free/tips just to start building my portfolio... No offense but I'm sure people would hire me over you since I have work experience to show them.

That's because you're not as good as I am. I don't need a portfolio, I'm just
extremely good at what I do.

You're just fucking stupid, you claim to have worked on projects but don't feel like showing them? That's just fuxking dumb. Nobody will ever hire you with your stuck up attitude.

[b!z]

epic trolling m8

[8VprMGOwgoDCXfUf]

epic trolling m8

You're just fucking stupid, you claim to have worked on projects but don't feel like showing them? That's just fuxking dumb. Nobody will ever hire you with your stuck up attitude.

Say I have 100 BTC to hire a sharp and competent developer, and I come across this thread. How would I tell whether you are actually a good programmer, or just saying that on the forum? For the world's greatest programmer, you seem to have a very severe lack of basic logic and reasoning.

talk is cheap

Haters hating..

[Blazr]

Seems legit where do I send BTC?

[8VprMGOwgoDCXfUf]

Seems legit where do I send BTC?

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[michaeladair]

Seems legit where do I send BTC?

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Lolz fucking noob, keep your dirty ass btc address.

[jonald_fyookball]

Seems legit where do I send BTC?

16NJWnrg7piBf24unvGZZdVdQoqzhDxChV

Can I give you a task and we use escrow?  Would you be comfortable putting up a small deposit of your own in
case you're not the world's greatest and the project doesn't get completed?

[Syke]

My main goal here is to talk to people who are looking for programmers on my level, which is the highest level
(there's only one programmer on that level, that's me).
If you have a serious question about my knowledge and you want to make me an offer, just
ask me specifics about my skills, I'll answer, and we can take it from there.

Let's see if you have what it takes. One question...

Tabs or spaces?

[Smack That Ace]

Satoshi ?
Is that you ?

[8VprMGOwgoDCXfUf]

Can I give you a task and we use escrow?  Would you be comfortable putting up a small deposit of your own in
case you're not the world's greatest and the project doesn't get completed?

I've sent you a pm asking for details.

[Reynaldo]

My main goal here is to talk to people who are looking for programmers on my level, which is the highest level
(there's only one programmer on that level, that's me).
If you have a serious question about my knowledge and you want to make me an offer, just
ask me specifics about my skills, I'll answer, and we can take it from there.

Let's see if you have what it takes. One question...

Tabs or spaces?

Tabs using vim (it will insert the amount of spaces that you configure it to using tabs )

[8VprMGOwgoDCXfUf]

Tabs using vim (it will insert the amount of spaces that you configure it to using tabs )

emacs will do that too(among many other things). I use both vim and emacs.
I don't actually mind spaces versus tabs. I have project-specific configuration files.

[elm]

dont wanna miss the conversation 

[Blazed]

You have to give him 1 thing...excellent marketing skills for his services! I have no need for any coding work to be done, and would never have clicked if it were not for this topic title. If he can code as well as he makes topics - he might just be THE BEST!

[SpreadBit]

Hello sir programmer

I want to know can you tell me who is the developer of HTML without searching?
Ty.

[siameze]

@LaudaM , @michaeladair , @siameze
I'll tutor all of you for free.

No thanks. There are already 500 used copies of Teach yourself C++ in 21 days from members of the Alt coins section available.

[Lauda]

@LaudaM , @michaeladair , @siameze
I'll tutor all of you for free.

No thanks. There are already 500 used copies of Teach yourself C++ in 21 days from members of the Alt coins section available.

and more copies coming in everyday.

[Martijnvdc]

I posted this in another thread before. A mathematician offering his services. Maybe it's something for you?

Could you develop a fast algorithm to calculate the discrete cosine transform (or any daubechies wavelet) of a non-power-of-two amount of samples?
I need it to be ridiculously fast; perfect accuracy is not crucial.
I'm working on a video codec, which is working extremely well so far. I get very competitive compression ratio's compared to H265, but the computational complexity is just ridiculous. (realtime is far from possible, except for very low resolution video)
I need to do a DCT (or DWT) of sample sizes typically between 64 and 1024, usually around 700. It's fine if you come up with different algorithms, depending on the sample size.

Pseudocode is fine; preferably C/C++.

I'm willing to pay you a decent sum, if it's fast enough.

[Welsh]

OP, if you are the 'best programmer' I'm sure you would be up for a little wager right? Hey, if you beat a few people your claim might have some merit.

[8VprMGOwgoDCXfUf]

I posted this in another thread before. A mathematician offering his services. Maybe it's something for you?

Could you develop a fast algorithm to calculate the discrete cosine transform (or any daubechies wavelet) of a non-power-of-two amount of samples?
I need it to be ridiculously fast; perfect accuracy is not crucial.
I'm working on a video codec, which is working extremely well so far. I get very competitive compression ratio's compared to H265, but the computational complexity is just ridiculous. (realtime is far from possible, except for very low resolution video)
I need to do a DCT (or DWT) of sample sizes typically between 64 and 1024, usually around 700. It's fine if you come up with different algorithms, depending on the sample size.

Pseudocode is fine; preferably C/C++.

I'm willing to pay you a decent sum, if it's fast enough.

I find this challenging, I'll take you up on this challenge. See pm for details.

You have to give him 1 thing...excellent marketing skills for his services! I have no need for any coding work to be done, and would never have clicked if it were not for this topic title. If he can code as well as he makes topics - he might just be THE BEST!

@Blazedout419
Yes, I am THE BEST, I stay the best, and I will continue to be the best, no doubt.
Yes I'm very confident. If you have friends that need the best programmer, I'm here, let them know(refer them to this thread).
If you'll need coding work done in the future, you know where to find me.

No thanks. There are already 500 used copies of Teach yourself C++ in 21 days from members of the Alt coins section available.

OP, if you are the 'best programmer' I'm sure you would be up for a little wager right? Hey, if you beat a few people your claim might have some merit.

@siameze , @Welsh
Sorry haters, I'm not impressed by your performance. I stay composed. My mindset is the best.

Everyone else reading this: I'm the real deal (points-at-chest), I'm the number one. If you need the best programmer, you know where to find me.
I'm right here every day.