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December 13, 2014, 02:38:25 AM
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ill wait for the first task completed..

and of course use escrow guys!

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December 13, 2014, 03:00:19 AM
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Is this guy Kanye West? Ego is a drug. 

Some previous work would be nice to see!
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December 13, 2014, 03:17:42 AM
Last edit: December 14, 2014, 01:52:50 AM by BitcoinPappi
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LOL. Dying

You should do something along the lines of fakegrimlock for that very very large ego but for humor.  Please post the result of the challenge that you accepted
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December 13, 2014, 12:43:00 PM
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Best. Thread. So. Far.  Grin
I like your style xD Anyways, have fun programming!
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December 15, 2014, 05:59:17 AM
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Okay, a small, easy test for you:

Write a program that prints number 1 to 100. But, for multiples of 7 print "Satoshi" instead of the number and for the multiples of 8 print "Nakamoto". For numbers that are multiples of both 7 and 8 print "SatoshiNakamoto".
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December 15, 2014, 05:35:49 PM
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Very nice topic i will grab some popcorn  Roll Eyes
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December 15, 2014, 09:55:26 PM
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The best programmer in the whole known(and unknown) universe is too busy for popcorn drama.


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December 15, 2014, 09:58:36 PM
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Much disappoint.
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December 15, 2014, 11:23:08 PM
Last edit: December 16, 2014, 12:14:50 AM by 8VprMGOwgoDCXfUf
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Okay, a small, easy test for you:

Write a program that prints number 1 to 100. But, for multiples of 7 print "Satoshi" instead of the number and for the multiples of 8 print "Nakamoto". For numbers that are multiples of both 7 and 8 print "SatoshiNakamoto".

Haha, ok

In C
Code:
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
// gcc s.c ; ./a.out ;
int main() {
    int n=0;
    char r[100];
    for(n=1 ; n<=100 ; n++){
        // clear r
        memset(r,0,100);
        if(n % 7 == 0) {
            strcat(r,"Satoshi");
        };
        if(n % 8 == 0) {
            strcat(r,"Nakamoto");
        };
        if(strlen(r) == 0) {
            sprintf(r,"%d",n);
        };
        printf("%s\n",r);
    }
    return 0;
}

In Python
Code:
#!/usr/bin/env python
# python s.py
import sys
for n in xrange(1,100+1):
    replacement = ""
    if n % 7 == 0:
        replacement += "Satoshi"
    if n % 8 == 0:
        replacement += "Nakamoto"
    if len(replacement) > 0:
        print replacement
    else:
        print n

In Perl
Code:
#!/usr/bin/env perl
use strict;
use warnings;
# perl s.pl
for(1..100) {
    my $str_to_print = "";
    if($_ % 7 == 0) {
        $str_to_print .= "Satoshi";
    };
    if($_ % 8 == 0) {
        $str_to_print .= "Nakamoto";
    };
    if(length($str_to_print)==0) {
        $str_to_print = $_;
    };
    print "$str_to_print\n";
}

In Elisp
Code:
;; emacs --batch -l ./s.el 2>/dev/null
(dolist (n (number-sequence 1 100))
  (setq string-to-print nil)
  (when (eq (mod n 7) 0) (setq string-to-print (concat string-to-print "Satoshi")))
  (when (eq (mod n 8) 0) (setq string-to-print (concat string-to-print "Nakamoto")))
  (when (eq (length string-to-print) 0) (setq string-to-print (number-to-string n)))
  ;; (insert (concat string-to-print "\n"))
  (princ (concat string-to-print "\n")))

In Bash
Code:
#!/bin/bash
# bash s.sh
for n in $(seq 1 100); do
    to_print=""
    if [[ $(($n % 7)) -eq 0 ]]; then
        to_print=$to_print"Satoshi"
    fi
    if [[ $(($n % 8)) -eq 0 ]]; then
        to_print=$to_print"Nakamoto"
    fi
    len=$(echo -n $to_print | wc -c)
    if [[ $len -eq 0 ]]; then
        to_print="$n"
    fi
    echo $to_print
done

What other languages should I write this in ?
Any other challenges ?

I'd like to thank those who reached out to me so far Smiley That was nice.
You still have the chance to work with me on a part-time project.
Use your chance, it's a great opportunity. If you pass on the best programmer in the known universe,
who will you choose? A newbie? Will you choose a weak programmer, an amateur for your project ?
Why would you do that ? Why would you choose an amateur ?!

Choose the best programmer in the whole known(and unknown) universe ! That's me Smiley
I am the best, and you have the biggest opportunity of your lifetime right now to work with me !
The most wise, the most skilled, the best organized, the most productive, the most handsome, the most marketable,
the smartest, the most intelligent, by far the best programmer in the whole known(and unknown) universe !

I'm absolutely the best there is.
I'm super-smart, I'm the best.
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December 16, 2014, 12:01:46 AM
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*Sets down popcorn, slowly claps*


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December 16, 2014, 01:21:47 AM
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*Sets down popcorn, slowly claps*

That's the only thing you can do when you get touched by the greatness, charisma, intelligence, programming expertise,
marketing skill, by my poise, by my smartness.

You put that popcorn down son and give it up for me !!

Give it up for me everybody !! I am the best programmer in the known (and unknown) universe !!
Smiley
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December 16, 2014, 01:26:36 AM
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You forgot to add financially stable Wink

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December 16, 2014, 04:33:42 AM
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I am about to wrap up my semester BUT I have some things that might interest you Smiley

Of course, we will use escrow but I am sure we can work something out for the x,y and z.

One includes a joker.org replacement but I havnt been able to develop a proper user database, mainly find an approriate way to distribute torrented files AFTER grabbing them via Transmission. I can go further into details but rather over IRC. Sending you a pm.


Another is a blockchain based project (NOT A COIN) but something a bit better, it expands upon what I was stating earlier Tongue
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December 16, 2014, 04:50:38 AM
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I sent you a message...

http://imgur.com/YepHBdQ


If you can fix this, I"ll pay you.

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Have you ever produced code for any premine or ico coin? I prefer to work with The best programmer in the whole known(and unknown) universe if he laughs in the face of scummy code.


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December 16, 2014, 04:21:37 PM
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*Sets down popcorn, slowly claps*
* does the same as above *  Grin

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December 17, 2014, 12:43:34 AM
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Can you build web/mobile/tablet apps about livescore , odds & fixture community?
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December 17, 2014, 12:45:02 AM
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You have a project you need someone responsible and organized to work on.
You've looked at many profiles of people who say they know programming
but they're just amateurs, and if you work with them your project will fail and
you'll waste money.
That's why you need to work with the best programmer in the known(and unknown) Universe !
I operate on a completely different level than most programmers do.
I'm the number one(#1), and everyone else is far behind. They're still debugging
while I ship code fast and like no other.
There is nobody else, noone. I'm the best ever.
(I hear you other programmers mumbling in the background "who does this guy think he is?!"
I'll tell you who I am ! I'm the best ever !! I'm the best)

P.S.
I'm considering doing this as part-time work, but you know it'll turn out well, because
I am the best, numero uno #1. The best programmer in the universe(don't you ever forget that)

what is the value of

Code:
k

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Last edit: December 17, 2014, 11:03:02 AM by 8VprMGOwgoDCXfUf
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what is the value of
Code:
k
?

k takes whatever value I want it to, always, every single time.
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December 17, 2014, 01:21:30 AM
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Have you ever produced code for any premine or ico coin? I prefer to work with The best programmer in the whole known(and unknown) universe if he laughs in the face of scummy code.

No I haven't.

Can you build web/mobile/tablet apps about livescore , odds & fixture community?

I can, but those don't interest me that much, sorry.
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