[For Hire] The best programmer in the whole known(and unknown) universe

[Convicted2008]

I guess you couldn't figure out my issue either. Don't feel bad, nobody else can either.

[jacktheking]

I guess you couldn't figure out my issue either. Don't feel bad, nobody else can either.

Guess your password and it should work.. *guessing*. Hmm.. this thread look interesting.. he might be wanna-be Satoshi Nakamoto.

[elm]

Can you build web/mobile/tablet apps about livescore , odds & fixture community?

I can, but those don't interest me that much, sorry.
[/quote]

so can You please explain what would be of interest for You? because I have many ideas regarding BTC gambling sites.
thanks

[8VprMGOwgoDCXfUf]

Can you build web/mobile/tablet apps about livescore , odds & fixture community?

I can, but those don't interest me that much, sorry.

so can You please explain what would be of interest for You? because I have many ideas regarding BTC gambling sites.
thanks

Not gambling websites again.. please.. that's overrated, plus.. why should I play a game of chance, I'm a man
of surgical precision.. I'm not a gambler, I don't gamble, I know what I do so well that I hit bulls-eye 100% of the time

Large-scale crawlers/scrapers. I am very interested in the idea of search, search engines, databases, and in
general finding things.

Here's a more detailed answer I gave someone on this forum in PM:

I'm interested in writing Linux infrastructure applications and Web applications in these areas:
- Python(flask,sqlalchemy,scrapy)
- Perl(Mojolicious,DBIx::Class,DBI,XS)
- Interested in writing crawlers/scrapers, even large-scale crawler/scrapers
- Interested in writing IRC/Jabber bots
- Interested in working with databases: MySQL/Postgres(even SQLite)
- Linux infrastructure
- I'm interested in writing Java/C/C++ as well
- I'm interested in making packages for Debian
- I'm interested in making applications work faster(optimizations)

I'm interested in working on a project where I can make best use of all my skills
(I have a ton of skills).

I'm interested in applications in general, not so much the gambling/betting apps.
In general I would say my strengths are around application backends.

But you can describe your project and we can talk about it

As said above, I didn't include nearly all the things I'm interested in, so describe your projects and
we can discuss them further.

[8VprMGOwgoDCXfUf]

I guess you couldn't figure out my issue either. Don't feel bad, nobody else can either.

Just to be clear, in the meantime, Convicted2008 had solved the mysql problem he was experiencing, however
he was not able to run it because it couldn't connect to Redis.I've tested this on his machine by trying to connect to port 6379, the default
port of Redis, which although open, did not allow connections from a telnet client(putty).
Unfortunately during our session, I had an unexpected power outage, and this is where we left off.
On CoiniumServ's github issue tracker, issue #680
is describing what Convicted2008 and myself have seen happening on his machine
(he had CoiniumServ configured with hybrid storage with both mysql and redis).
After the power outage, I've reached a cafe nearby and tried this again, only with redis and the default configuration
(no mysql).
Running CoiniumServ as Administrator was necessary.
As a result I was able to have the web interface working.
https://i.imgur.com/xKERtvO.png

More details on CoiniumServ
- CoiniumServ is opensource, however, binaries for it are available for a price on the company's website
- CoiniumServ can be compiled using Mono and is platform-agnostic. Details about compiling can be found in CoiniumServ's travis.yml file
In addition to that, it's necessary to add some assembly references to the CoiniumServ Mono project
for it to build without errors (adding assembly references for the CSRedis library and for the Serilog library)
Also when cloning the CoiniumServ repository it's necessary to also clone the submodule CSRedis:

Code:

git submodule init;
git submodule update;

chocolatey dependencies:
nodejs, redis-64, mono, monodevelop, vcredist2010, vcexpress2010, dotnet4.5,  redis-commander
nuget dependencies:
the Serilog C# library

Hope this helps someone compiling his own CoiniumServ(mining pool server).

P.S.
If anyone wants more details, let me know.
I've spent together with Convicted2008 1h30min on investigating this together.
Before that happened, I've spent another ~2h setting up a VM and compiling CoiniumServ
just in case this was an actual bug.
I've also not discussed payment details with Convicted2008 but will possibly do so at some point.

[siameze]

Have you ever produced code for any premine or ico coin? I prefer to work with The best programmer in the whole known(and unknown) universe if he laughs in the face of scummy code.

No I haven't.

Impressive. The plot thickens.....

[Lauda]

*Sets down popcorn, slowly claps*

I wouldn't be surprised if:

Code:

Write a program that prints number 1 to 100. But, for multiples of 7 print "Satoshi" instead of the number and for the multiples of 8 print "Nakamoto". For numbers that are multiples of both 7 and 8 print "SatoshiNakamoto".

came up coincidentally on Stackoverflow or similar sites that help with coding.  

[hexafraction]

*Sets down popcorn, slowly claps*

I wouldn't be surprised if:

Code:

Write a program that prints number 1 to 100. But, for multiples of 7 print "Satoshi" instead of the number and for the multiples of 8 print "Nakamoto". For numbers that are multiples of both 7 and 8 print "SatoshiNakamoto".

came up coincidentally on Stackoverflow or similar sites that help with coding.  

Nothing on Stack Overflow it seems. I can see deleted posts as a 10K+ user but they are not indexed in search, so I'd have to come across it manually.

[Lauda]

Nothing on Stack Overflow it seems. I can see deleted posts as a 10K+ user but they are not indexed in search, so I'd have to come across it manually.

Nice feat.
The code doesn't necessary have to print on multiples of 7. A multiple of any number, + combination of numbers could easily be edited.

[Vod]

In terms of age, I'm almost 30.

lol - I've been programming for 31 years.

[dothebeats]

Man, this guy is full of guts to say that he's indeed the "best programmer in the known (and unknown) universe".
How will we know if you really are the greatest among the greatest if you don't have a portfolio to show us? -_- Full of air inside those head. Pop it up bro.

[hexafraction]

Nothing on Stack Overflow it seems. I can see deleted posts as a 10K+ user but they are not indexed in search, so I'd have to come across it manually.

Nice feat.
The code doesn't necessary have to print on multiples of 7. A multiple of any number, + combination of numbers could easily be edited.

I tried a few combinations. If I am too vague, there will be dozens of fizz-buzz answers.

[siameze]

At any rate, it has interesting thread potential.

[Lauda]

In terms of age, I'm almost 30.

lol - I've been programming for 31 years.

So he can't have too much experience. Anyhow programming isn't the only thing that's needed, it's his other skills/his character. No wonder he's looking for a job here. 

[whitewhidow]

*Sets down popcorn, slowly claps*

I wouldn't be surprised if:

Code:

Write a program that prints number 1 to 100. But, for multiples of 7 print "Satoshi" instead of the number and for the multiples of 8 print "Nakamoto". For numbers that are multiples of both 7 and 8 print "SatoshiNakamoto".

came up coincidentally on Stackoverflow or similar sites that help with coding.  

who on earth doesnt know the OLD fizzbuzz test : http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?FizzBuzzTest

[siameze]

who on earth doesnt know the OLD fizzbuzz test Huh : http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?FizzBuzzTest

Are you new here? We have the finest collection of coders EVAH in the altcoin section. But this guy claims to be the best.

[ndnh]

You have a project you need someone responsible and organized to work on.
You've looked at many profiles of people who say they know programming
but they're just amateurs, and if you work with them your project will fail and
you'll waste money.
I am just one of them.  (lol )
best programmer in the known(and unknown) Universe !
I operate on a completely different level* than most programmers do.
I'm the number one(#1), and everyone else is far behind. They're still debugging
while I ship useless code fast and like no other.
There is nobody else, not one, but many. I'm the best ever.
(I hear you other programmers mumbling in the background "who does this guy think he is?!"
I'll tell you who I am ! I'm the best ever !! I'm the best)

P.S.
I'm considering doing this as part-time work, but you know it'll turn out well, because
I am the best, numero uno #1. The best programmer in the universe(don't you ever forget that)

*Beginner

I am sorry to inform you about this. But, turns out, you are the second best, numero due #2

First of course, is the one and only ndnhc , the God of programming.

[whitewhidow]

who on earth doesnt know the OLD fizzbuzz test Huh : http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?FizzBuzzTest

Are you new here? We have the finest collection of coders EVAH in the altcoin section. But this guy claims to be the best.

yes 

[Convicted2008]

Hey this guy has proved himself by me. If you on here any at all you would have seen I been searching for help with the Coiniumserv binary software I purchased to set up and learn about pools and operations. The problem was I bought their binary edition(because I don't know how to code) and was using the Youtube instuctional video to a T. Step for step. The problem was that their precompiled versions have a known issue but to date that if you download the binary edition install it, then your going to have issues with REDIS.

https://github.com/CoiniumServ/CoiniumServ/issues/680#

This has been going on since the end of October and is documented.


8VprMGOwgoDCXfUf had to compile my code from github and send it to me. He did a great job. Recommended.

[james.lent]

well i guess he is the best after all. This is the second best thread, first being the pizza one of cause . I thought op was just trolling around.