[Hiring] Kid with no job experience? Get paid to learn marketing!

Position: Marketing assistant for bitcoin business

Learn marketing; a skill that’s useful no matter how the economy goes. You get to spend time on social networks including Facebook, read and write tweets, update news, keep in contact with other people, participate on forums, and spend time learning marketing on YouTube.

Start your career early and get years of head start on your friends. Imagine how proud you can be when thinking to yourself “I have a job, on the internet, and I get paid in bitcoin!”
It’s a perfect job for a young person still living at home with parents, and who want to skip many steps and go straight for a job where you get to use your brain.
You’ll be learning very valuable work skills in real life business situations. This job could be the start of a very good career, as you’ll be learning skills that nobody else in your class will learn, and most have to go to college to learn these skills. Your teachers will not be able to understand the things you’ll be learning.
You don’t need any job experience, and we don’t care how young you are, if you’re male or female, what color your skin is or what country you’re from (except if you’re from the US; we just don’t want any trouble). What we do care about though, is how you think about work.
You’ll be working from home, and we’ll help you install the required software on your computer, and before long you’ll be learning about marketing and creating your own work.

Requirements for this job:
•   You must like to have dialogue with others on forums, Facebook etc.
•   You must have used Facebook and Twitter before, as these will be part of your job.
•   You must be motivated to learn marketing and to make money.
•   You must be able to follow our guidelines for language use. In this job you are not free to use your regular language. It’s not difficult guidelines though.
•   You must be interested in Bitcoin, since you’ll be working with a Bitcoin business.
•   You must be able to read, write and speak English. All communication with others is in English. You don’t have to be native English speaker though.
•   You must be able to send and receive emails, open attachments, word documents etc.
•   You must be able to navigate around in Windows, open programs, close programs and install programs etc. We’ll help you a lot, but if you have never installed a program before, this job might not be for you.
•   You must accept that this job will take you time; many hours per day. So if you got a tight schedule already, this job is probably not for you.
•   You’ll be working 6-7 days per week, but are allowed to reduce the hours in the weekend to a minimum.
•   You must be willing to follow instructions on the screen, and not be distracted too much.
•   You must have Windows XP or 7. We haven’t got our software working on Win8, Mac and Linux.
•   You need 1 Gigabyte of free space on your hard drive. Most computers these days have that.
•   You must have administrator access on the computer, because you’ll have to install some programs to be able to do the work, including TrueCrypt. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, that’s all right. Basically you have to own a computer or borrow your parent’s computer. If you only have access to an internet café, a school computer or similar, we sadly can’t offer you a job at this time.
•   Since we spend time and money training you, we strongly prefer that you stay with us for 6 months or more.

Payment terms
You’ll be paid on a monthly basis. Payments will occur before the 8th of every month. So you’ll work for example January, then you’ll be paid before the 8th of February to your bitcoin address according to a contract. You’ll be paid for hours worked, in bitcoin.
So what are you waiting for?

Send me an email, and I’ll help you get started on your very first CV and apply for the first job in your life.
jobs {at] bitango.me

Title on your email should be:
Application marketing assistant Part 1
Then you can add the following text in the email:
Hi Jared
I might be interested in the marketing assistant job.
Please tell me what a CV is, and how I can create my first CV and maybe get this job.
Regards,
[your nickname]