Feel free to add some more, "So you think you're a redneck" gaw jokes. Make sure to keep them truthful. Fact is always funnier then fiction.
You know you're a gaw retard, If you smile and find josh's pubs stuck in your teeth.
You know you're a gaw retard, When you think millions on a social network are all trolls.
You know you're a gaw retard, When the smartest thing you can post about is hamburgers.
You know you're a gaw retard, If you think his wife is tired of being the man, in the relationship.
You know you're a gaw retard, When you think, your miners are actully mining.
You know you're a gaw retard, When you think, gaw will ever make a comeback.
You know you're a gaw retard, if you look in the mirror and realize how much money you have lost, but still go to your computer and believe him.
You know you're a gaw retard, if you try to trademark an already existing product. Then tell everyone, you have a trademark, when it is still pending.
You know you're a gaw retard, when you try to silence legitimate reports, with empty threats about exposing your lies.
You know you're the dumbest CEO in history, when you call this article
http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2014/12/01/bitbeat-under-fire-gaw-miners-ceo-garza-takes-on-his-critics/. where they question your legitimacy and unsure about being a scam or not, as validation. (For real, I think your IQ is around 60 but you think it is 130+)
You know you're the dumbest CEO in history, when you ban 50 IP's to stop 1 person and prevent 49 other IP's from ever accessing your site, EVER! LOL!.
You know your the dumbest CEO in history. When you have clients, hunt and scare off, all other clients. New and old, to protect your self from being called a liar and a dumb ass.
