[ANNOUNCE] Bitcoin ASIC FPGA Time Machine

[pieppiep]

Anyone setting up a GLBSE share or bond for miners who can't affort a complete unit or doesn't have the correct energy to run this?
I'm willing to buy some shares/bonds right from the beginning of january 2010.
I'll probably send the dividend right back to january 2010 to buy even more shares.

[molecular]

couple questions:

• what is the energy consumption of the device?
• will I have to constantly supply energy to the device to "stay back in time"?
• what's the recharge time and minimum time to stay back (can I go back, collect work, mine in the now and then go back to deliver the block?
• what's the life expectancy, what about warranty?

[Bitcoin Oz]

First you need to sell bonds for it 

[Bitcoin Oz]

Im waiting for the upgrade to quantum mining where you create all the bitcoins at once.

[BR0KK]

Does I consume mor or less than 1.1 gigawatt ?

[DutchBrat]

I'm hoping you won't supply one to every interested miner but instead will use the more reliable/popular 'Lottery' style delivery....

I'm suggesting the following:

Every interested miner sends in their money and after a certain period you let a random generator select addresses anywhere in the world

Attach a note to the devices that reads:

"Dear Mr/Mrs X,

This device was sent to you as your address was randomly generated.... If you have no idea what a Bitcoin is, please use a random generator to generate an address anywhere in the world and please forward this box to the next unsuspecting winner"

That should ensure that someone with knowledge of BTC, an account at this forum, a CPU/GPU/FPGA and CGMiner will have this device within their possession before any BFL ASIC product has been delivered !

[pieppiep]

Can I get one with my own private blockchain?
That way I can even increase the mining further by setting the 10 min/block to a lower value.

[allinvain]

This is a breakthrough in the mining market! I am in the process of liquidating all my assets and giving all my money to you. Soon, it shall be delivered to you in a black suitcase by a ex-KGB agent. Please do not make fun of his sunglasses, he really does not like that and is likely to murder you on the spot if he feels insulted.

My goal is to travel back in time to the very first minute Satoshi release the bitcoin concept and fire up a few Radeon 5970s and spank that blockchain like the naughty girl she is.

Stored in an encrypted cold wallet?

Stored in my genetic code if I could :p..

[allinvain]

Does I consume mor or less than 1.1 gigawatt ?

Actually this miner would consume the entire energy output of a G class star per day, but who cares, think of all the bitcoins you'll have!! OMG!!