If someone wants to stake a large amount of BTC to help mitigate that problem, in exchange for a (probably very poor) commission, please PM me.
Have you considered sending them through MyBitcoin? They've got a big pool and would do it for free.
Good idea. I'm thinking about that and also about tying the service into MtGox, which must also have a substantial pool.
Very good idea, actually, and not that hard to implement:
Incoming transaction to BitLaundry's RPC wallet
Calculate fees, forward to my private, non-RPC wallet
Randomly split remainder across {MyBitcoin, MtGox, ...}
Perform sends off of {MyBitcoin, MtGox, ...} on schedule
I see another 200 lines of code in my immediate future. Curse you!