6.66 Mark of the Beast!! ZOMG!!!

[Raoul Duke]

Satoshi is my God and the Blockchain is my Bible!

[ridgemont4]

@ridgemont4

You are an embarrassment to all true Christians and to Christ himself.  Do you really think suggesting suicide is compatible with the teachings of Jesus?  If you want to pervert his teachings within your own mind, that's your business.  But when you spread your fucked up opinions as gospel, then you have to answer to those of us who believe his good news.  Yes, we're all assholes compared to him, but he taught us to try and be like him, not to accept that we are assholes and to discourage others.  Peace be with you, I'm saying a prayer for you now.

Yeah a prayer laced with curses.. I feel so warm and full of the Holy Ghost.
Not.

Get behind me, demon.

Nothing more arrogant than a fellow Christian who curses you for the way you handle another, then prays for you. Go to hell.

[notme]

@ridgemont4

You are an embarrassment to all true Christians and to Christ himself.  Do you really think suggesting suicide is compatible with the teachings of Jesus?  If you want to pervert his teachings within your own mind, that's your business.  But when you spread your fucked up opinions as gospel, then you have to answer to those of us who believe his good news.  Yes, we're all assholes compared to him, but he taught us to try and be like him, not to accept that we are assholes and to discourage others.  Peace be with you, I'm saying a prayer for you now.

Yeah a prayer laced with curses.. I feel so warm and full of the Holy Ghost.
Not.

There were no curses, you just have a hard heart.  I'm sorry you can't be more open.

[yogi]

Recent scientific studies have show that the higher your intelligence the more likely it is that you will be an atheist.

A resent, but less scientific, poll on this forum would suggest that this community has a higher than average intelligence.

So, anyone trying to push a religious argument is probably going to have a hard time.

[ridgemont4]

Recent scientific studies have show that the higher your intelligence the more likely it is that you will be an atheist.

A resent, but less scientific, poll on this forum would suggest that this community has a higher than average intelligence.

So, anyone trying to push a religious argument is probably going to have a hard time.

All hail scientific studies from questionable sources.

[bb113]

Glen danzig taught me that 777 is the more important number. Also has anyone ever looked into the church of satan. Their "commandments" are pretty reasonable (for the most part).

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

    1)Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
    2)Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
    3)When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
    4)If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
    5)Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
    6)Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
    7)Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
    8)Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
    9)Do not harm little children.
    10)Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
    11)When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

[Spekulatius]

Glen danzig taught me that 777 is the more important number. Also has anyone ever looked into the church of satan. Their "commandments" are pretty reasonable (for the most part).

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

    1)Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
    2)Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
    3)When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
    4)If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
    5)Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
    6)Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
    7)Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
    8)Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
    9)Do not harm little children.
    10)Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
    11)When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

5): Whats the mating signal?!

[bb113]

Glen danzig taught me that 777 is the more important number. Also has anyone ever looked into the church of satan. Their "commandments" are pretty reasonable (for the most part).

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

    1)Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
    2)Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
    3)When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
    4)If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
    5)Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
    6)Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
    7)Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
    8)Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
    9)Do not harm little children.
    10)Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
    11)When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

5): Whats the mating signal?!

For guys its hiding in the bushes until a female is alone then jumping out in front of her and sitting down naked with legs splayed out. For girls, it depends on the individual circumstances.

[ridgemont4]

that sounds more like the church of stupid. seriously none of those rules make any sense. there is no logical rhythm and I don't think that's on purpose. I truly believe they are stupid.

[Raoul Duke]

that sounds more like the church of stupid.

Isn't that the church that's headquartered in the Vatican?

[ridgemont4]

that sounds more like the church of stupid.

Isn't that the church that's headquartered in the Vatican?

um is that supposed to be an equal retort?..

[bb113]

that sounds more like the church of stupid. seriously none of those rules make any sense. there is no logical rhythm and I don't think that's on purpose. I truly believe they are stupid.

They're just supposed to be guidelines so that people don't piss each other off. 1 and 2 are the hardest to live by. Also I think they were determined by committee.

[Raoul Duke]

that sounds more like the church of stupid.

Isn't that the church that's headquartered in the Vatican?

um is that supposed to be an equal retort?..

No, it's supposed to be a serious question...

[ridgemont4]

that sounds more like the church of stupid.

Isn't that the church that's headquartered in the Vatican?

um is that supposed to be an equal retort?..

No, it's supposed to be a serious question...

Cool, so I suggest you then take it up with someone in a position of authority to answer it.

[Spekulatius]

Wow is it really that funny to you? You must be compensating for something with all that laughter. Could be compensation for the fear of God hiding within you.

Rolollolollolo hahahahaaa pleeeease stop it

There's medication for that but I would suggest suicide.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the trollest one of all?

Maaatheeeeww!! Somebody's tryin to take the fight out of you!

[Raoul Duke]

that sounds more like the church of stupid.

Isn't that the church that's headquartered in the Vatican?

um is that supposed to be an equal retort?..

No, it's supposed to be a serious question...

Cool, so I suggest you then take it up with someone in a position of authority to answer it.

Ok, so you are not that person. Got it!

[Gareth Nelson]

that sounds more like the church of stupid. seriously none of those rules make any sense. there is no logical rhythm and I don't think that's on purpose. I truly believe they are stupid.

Do not complain about that which you need not subject yourself to is stupid?

[ridgemont4]

that sounds more like the church of stupid. seriously none of those rules make any sense. there is no logical rhythm and I don't think that's on purpose. I truly believe they are stupid.

Do not complain about that which you need not subject yourself to is stupid?

I think your brain is breaking.

I'm very sorry for you.

[bb113]

that sounds more like the church of stupid. seriously none of those rules make any sense. there is no logical rhythm and I don't think that's on purpose. I truly believe they are stupid.

Do not complain about that which you need not subject yourself to is stupid?

I think your brain is breaking.

I'm very sorry for you.

Wait do you disagree that is a good rule? Or just that he used improper punctuation?

[Gareth Nelson]

lol, it does sound like i'd went a little bit nuts