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[Phinnaeus Gage]

"Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil." - Henry Fielding

"Make Satoshi Nakamoto your idol and you'll become as obsess with BTCitcoin as I." - BTCruno

[justusranvier]

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Nice try, but...

I'll give another example.

"If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to." - Dorothy Parker

"If you want to know what God thinks about BTCincoin, just look at the brilliant people He has bringing awareness to it." - BTCruno

[Phinnaeus Gage]

"Money is just the poor man's credit card." - Marshall McLuhan

"BTCitcoin is the smart person's medium of exchange." - BTCruno

[DILLIGAF]

"It is easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven." - Jesus as told by Matthew 19:24

[fatigue]

"The easiest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." -unknown

"The easiest way to double your BTC is to send them to an offline wallet." -Fatigue

[AndrewBUD]

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool, i'm out

[apetersson]

"Give me control of a nation's block reward and I care not who makes it's laws" — 

[Matthew N. Wright]

"It is easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven." - Jesus as told by Matthew 19:24

Actually, what I said was "It's easier to eye my camel toe than for a needle to enter in my-- JESUS!" - Me 06:29:2012

[Phinnaeus Gage]

"If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit." - Michelle Branch

"If you want to get my attention, start accepting BTC." - BTCruno

[Phinnaeus Gage]

"When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter." - Stephen Wright.

"When they asked Satoshi Nakamoto for his ID, he produced a Bitcoin.? - BTCruno

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I see what your doing... Not altered but bitcoind persay

To a certain extend, but doesn't necessarily need to be so. Just as long as we Bitcoiners can somewhat relate to it.

~Bruno~
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[Phinnaeus Gage]

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666--and then our master Satan can return! - Cheech Marin

One needs 6 confirmations, thus only 6 degrees of separation of having BTCitcoin transactions confirmed. This is my 6,666th post--and now our master Satoshi can return! - BTCruno

[teflone]

7

[finkleshnorts]

"Why did my parents name me after a horrible disease?" --Cancer Smith

[Phinnaeus Gage]

"Why did my parents name me after a horrible disease?" --Cancer Smith

When asked where he picked up his name, the reply...

"Off a map and a box of cough drops." - Nevada Smith

[D4CH]

"We should stop here, this isn't batcountry!"

Am I doing it right?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

"We should stop here, this isn't batcountry!"

Am I doing it right?

Here's the way to do it:

"We should stop here! This is bat country. Let's pick up some guano!" - (site original author, should be notable, but not a deal breaker)

Then alter the quote, relating it to Bitcoin as much as possible, like...

"We should stop here! This is BTCitcoin country. Let's mine some coins!" - BTCruno (then add your name here)

[grantbdev]

"No...I AM SATOSHI NAKAMOTO!" - Darth Vader

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity! ~ Troy McClure (The Simpsons, I assume)

I'm Satoshi Nakamoto, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to do: Bitcoin! ~ Bruno (in the voice of Satoshi Nakamoto)