'Twas the night before BitBay

[paternoster]

‘Twas the night before BitBay
And all through the house
Not a creature suspected
Not even the mouse
Than Bob Surplus was planning
Some Bob Surplus shit
That would screw all his partners
Out of their Bit.

They were all sleeping
But he was awake
Plotting his evil
Their Bitcoin to take
He had so many people
Who he could steal from
So many ideas
Sleep would not come

He could steal from the Chinese
He could steal from his bros
He could steal from his own crew
The “Altcoin Pros”
He could steal from strangers
He could steal from friends
He could steal ALL the Bitcoin
For his own Bobbish ends

He started with the Chinese
He took all their dough
They trusted Bob
Hard way to go
Then he told his crew
They would make big stacks
If they supported the ICO
If they had his back

They trusted Bob
What a mistake
All his “bro” talk
Was all fucking fake

He stole from the Chinese
He stole from his bros
In Bobs little Bob world
That’s how it goes

Now it is Christmas
And Bob is alone
He’s got all his bling
He’s on his Bob Throne
He got all the Bitcoin
He won the game
He’s feeling happy
He’s feeling no shame

For the empty pockets
His Bitcoin came from
People are stupid
That’s Bob’s happy hum
People were stupid
To be Bobs friend
To think he would not
Screw them in the end

So Christmas is here
And you guys are broke
Bob’s got your money
And that ain’t no joke.
But you’ll never be lonely
As lonely as Bob
Who screwed all his bros
On his latest con job
It’s the night before Christmas
Good night y’all
Bob’s got yer bitcoin
Bob stole it all

[BlindMayorBitcorn]

[djm34]

didn't read it, but it is funny how scam inspires people or scammers (haven't read it... so I don't know)

[freenxt.org]

didn't read it, but it is funny how scam inspires people or scammers (haven't read it... so I don't know)

what a useless comment.

Very creative poem, thanks for sharing.

[illodin]

‘Twas the night before BitBay
And all through the house
Not a creature suspected
Not even the mouse
Than Bob Surplus was planning
Some Bob Surplus shit
That would screw all his partners
Out of their Bit.

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g8ykQLYnX0

[BIT-Sharon]

 

[solid12345]

You win 2014.

[claycoins]

nice poem.

[djm34]

didn't read it, but it is funny how scam inspires people or scammers (haven't read it... so I don't know)

what a useless comment.

Very creative poem, thanks for sharing.

not the place for creative poem (and yes I couldn't care less  ),
we want creative new tech not moronic poem on scams failing to scam and deliver a creative new tech...

(from time to time, you have to visit other forum than bitcointalk)

[BlindMayorBitcorn]

didn't read it, but it is funny how scam inspires people or scammers (haven't read it... so I don't know)

what a useless comment.

Very creative poem, thanks for sharing.

not the place for creative poem (and yes I couldn't care less  ),
we want creative new tech not moronic poem on scams failing to scam and deliver a creative new tech...

I think you might have dropped something. *Hands man his soul*

[djm34]

didn't read it, but it is funny how scam inspires people or scammers (haven't read it... so I don't know)

what a useless comment.

Very creative poem, thanks for sharing.

not the place for creative poem (and yes I couldn't care less  ),
we want creative new tech not moronic poem on scams failing to scam and deliver a creative new tech...

I think you might have dropped something. *Hands man his soul*

my souls isn't on bitcointalk at all, I leave my soul behind before entering that forum  
(but my cynicism is  )

[whetherman]

didn't read it, but it is funny how scam inspires people or scammers (haven't read it... so I don't know)

what a useless comment.

Very creative poem, thanks for sharing.

not the place for creative poem (and yes I couldn't care less  ),
we want creative new tech not moronic poem on scams failing to scam and deliver a creative new tech...

I think you might have dropped something. *Hands man his soul*

lol good one : -)

djm your use of the royal we is maybe a bit presumptuous?

[djm34]

didn't read it, but it is funny how scam inspires people or scammers (haven't read it... so I don't know)

what a useless comment.

Very creative poem, thanks for sharing.

not the place for creative poem (and yes I couldn't care less  ),
we want creative new tech not moronic poem on scams failing to scam and deliver a creative new tech...

I think you might have dropped something. *Hands man his soul*

lol good one : -)

djm your use of the royal we is maybe a bit presumptuous?

If you want creative poem and scam instead of innovative tech, just send me 50btc you'll get both at the same time (scam and crappy poem  )

[whetherman]

didn't read it, but it is funny how scam inspires people or scammers (haven't read it... so I don't know)

what a useless comment.

Very creative poem, thanks for sharing.

not the place for creative poem (and yes I couldn't care less  ),
we want creative new tech not moronic poem on scams failing to scam and deliver a creative new tech...

I think you might have dropped something. *Hands man his soul*

lol good one : -)

djm your use of the royal we is maybe a bit presumptuous?

If you want creative poem and scam instead of innovative tech, just send me 50btc you'll get both at the same time (scam and crappy poem  )

i can see you delivering the 1st, but not the 2nd. seeing as how you - by your own admission -  don't read poetry.

[djm34]

didn't read it, but it is funny how scam inspires people or scammers (haven't read it... so I don't know)

what a useless comment.

Very creative poem, thanks for sharing.

not the place for creative poem (and yes I couldn't care less  ),
we want creative new tech not moronic poem on scams failing to scam and deliver a creative new tech...

I think you might have dropped something. *Hands man his soul*

lol good one : -)

djm your use of the royal we is maybe a bit presumptuous?

If you want creative poem and scam instead of innovative tech, just send me 50btc you'll get both at the same time (scam and crappy poem  )

i can see you delivering the 1st, but not the 2nd. seeing as how you - by your own admission -  don't read poetry.

for that level of scam, I am ready to try my best to deliver a very good poem (yeah... I stop reading poetry long ago, and I hate romanticism poetry  )

[flame1012]

Good poem, I like it.

What is the story of bitBay? I heard people chatting about it on bter.com

[tss]

great poem.  i enjoyed it very much.  as always, no get rich quick without massive losses.

and a newb account with their first post.  GREAT JOB OP.  i hope you remain as a positive example of what a newcomer to the site should act like.

edit, then again if you know bob surplus then you probably made an alt.  only question is why?

[rubberduck]

absolutely brillant! 10/10 would read again