Bitcoin is clearly in the clutches of murky powers, Hell-bent on turning her and her followers to the dark side.
As pointed out by the Dark Lord, E. Voorhees in his thread, Bitcoin is wearing "the mark of the Beast".
How do we wipe it off?!
Why can't Bitcoin have some other
exchange rate against the evil US dollar, like $5? That seemed good enough the other week. Or how about $10? Yess... $10 sounds goood. Then it might actually reflect dollar devaluation and keep up with all that evil quantitative easing.
What say ye? A seance? How do we turn Bitcoin back to the light with minimal fatalities? This is an extremely serious poll so no funny business.
Edit: Poll improved slightly to reflect See-Beast's suggestion.