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January 07, 2015, 11:30:17 AM
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Let the games begin

Tom Chen is a man with a mission: He wants to improve the vaginal muscles of women via video games.

Chen is a Beijing-based physicist and game designer who will release something called the SKEA -- which is short for "Smart Kegel Exercise Aid" -- later this month.

The SKEA fits into a woman's vagina and allows her to play video games hands-free just by tightening her kegel muscles, the pelvic floor muscles that support the uterus, bladder, small intestine and rectum.

Kickstarter funded and approved boo ya  Wink
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2091647642/skea-smart-kegel-exercise-aid

I recommend that video HA-HA



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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/06/tom-chen-skea_n_6423432.html

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January 07, 2015, 11:31:16 AM
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Only on kickstarter could you get funding for something like this.
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January 07, 2015, 12:44:09 PM
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Oh shit (no pun intended), soon I'll be able to play videos while taking a shit via rectal commands at the same time I'm penning posts like this one while taking a shit. And, to think that life's been good to me thus far. Here's to the future of the gaming.
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January 07, 2015, 12:56:53 PM
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This is the weirdest shit I heard about in a long time. But I guess anything what makes video games better for females is acceptable. After all men love gamer girls.
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January 08, 2015, 01:32:32 AM
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Only on kickstarter could you get funding for something like this.

Indeed although I was thinking this should have went to adult kickstarter myself
Well since I did not find any feminist comments on this innovation I decided it was not worth bumping up the gamergate thread instead Tongue (although was thinking this would fit in politics and society under the society part for other reasons lol)

Oh shit (no pun intended), soon I'll be able to play videos while taking a shit via rectal commands at the same time I'm penning posts like this one while taking a shit. And, to think that life's been good to me thus far. Here's to the future of the gaming.

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Got to be pro bro  Wink

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January 08, 2015, 01:42:56 AM
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I'm waiting for a VR device that will let me make pictures in the virtual snow as I pee into real life snow.


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January 08, 2015, 02:38:33 AM
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So a girl buys it, puts it in, plugs one end of the cord in the thingie (dildo?) and the other into the phone... a lot of hassle just to prove you're able to play a game with your vag Cheesy

I assume it uses bluetooth.   Or pinktooth.

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January 08, 2015, 03:15:22 AM
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So a girl buys it, puts it in, plugs one end of the cord in the thingie (dildo?) and the other into the phone... a lot of hassle just to prove you're able to play a game with your vag Cheesy

I assume it uses bluetooth.   Or pinktooth.

Wireless compatibility. We support both Bluetooth 3.0 and Bluetooth Low Energy (Bluetooth 4.0) capability. In other words, we support 99% of all smartphones on the market

But I think Pink tooth is a better fit, hehe was thinking its a variant of vibrating rfid Tongue

I'm waiting for a VR device that will let me make pictures in the virtual snow as I pee into real life snow.



We will have to make do with drone cameras for now
http://www.technologyreview.com/news/533946/ces-2015-unleash-the-drones/


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January 09, 2015, 01:40:24 AM
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So a girl buys it, puts it in, plugs one end of the cord in the thingie (dildo?) and the other into the phone... a lot of hassle just to prove you're able to play a game with your vag Cheesy

I assume it uses bluetooth.   Or pinktooth.

Imagine girls playing it in the subway on the way to school/ work. Next generation - xbox controllers you can fit in your anus Cheesy

That would amuse me
Some people would look at a girls screen not sure how she is controlling it and since it vibrates look at her and see her looking happy and be none the wiser the whole time ^^

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January 09, 2015, 07:13:03 AM
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Even for the internet that is some weird shit...  I really don't know what to say

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January 09, 2015, 07:17:45 AM
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So a girl buys it, puts it in, plugs one end of the cord in the thingie (dildo?) and the other into the phone... a lot of hassle just to prove you're able to play a game with your vag Cheesy

I assume it uses bluetooth.   Or pinktooth.
Pinktooth is coming, likely Q3 2015. Zuckerberg is launching it along with a slight modification to FB: "Accept friends with benefits request."

Subway will also be able to remotely stimulate your prostate each time they have a $5/12" deal. Welcome to the future.
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January 09, 2015, 09:33:18 AM
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If a possibility exists, it is only a matter time before someone somewhere makes it real. Humanity's stance has always been: anything that can be attempted, will be attempted, be it today or in a 1000 years. The human mind latches onto everything that it becomes aware of, it invades and establishes itself as a permanent element of every new space it encounters.
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January 09, 2015, 10:01:57 PM
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I'm waiting for a VR device that will let me make pictures in the virtual snow as I pee into real life snow.



Will it be called the 3D-Peedler?



Ref: http://the3doodler.com/
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January 09, 2015, 10:23:12 PM
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So a girl buys it, puts it in, plugs one end of the cord in the thingie (dildo?) and the other into the phone... a lot of hassle just to prove you're able to play a game with your vag Cheesy

There's an idea! Sticking electricity up a vagina. What could possibly go wrong? On second thought, what could possibly go right? Then again, I can't imagine in a thousand years women getting together under the auspices of some party to illustrate and sell electrical devices specifically designed to stick inside a vagina. Women are smarter than that. Sure, there may one or two raising their hands at said fictitious party asking if such a device vibrates, but believe you me, they'll be the exceptions and not the rule.

Now, you want me to believe that women are going to stick a mouse up there to game. Name me one person who would do such. Okay, my sister-in-law, but that was while viewing porn. Name another. Thought so!  Unless you want me to believe that women keep their mouths shut as to what goes on behind closed doors when they'll gossip about everything else.

/s <---  Wink

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