Prophets, Disciples, Worshipers of the Bear, Traders, Pigs, Fools, I welcome you to the place of worship of the great spirit BULL! Here you may pay tidings to BULL as the age of BULL enters ascendancy as the age of the KARHU wanes. Should you pay your tidings to BULL at the appropriate times you will prosper in time for the KARHU's return where the new cycle of the ages begins.
Should you choose to worship the KARHU as it's age ends you will suffer.
Should you refuse to pay tidings to BULL as the age of BULL rotates through the cosmos you will suffer.
Should you be greedy, unfaithful, or ignorant of BULL you will suffer.
The wise will prosper in the age of BULL, all others will perish in the valley of capitulation. Seek ye salvation now while you can to avoid the pain that is coming and pray ye that the market does not die on BULL as many others across the ages have before. BULL is fair only to the wise, all others shall fear his wrath and for them only destitution awaits.
ALTHOUGH KNOWN BY MANY NAMES THERE ARE ONLY TWO BULLS!