The Vicente & Al Show of Shows

[Al the Alpaca]

Al the Alpaca: Broadcasting live, somewhere in South Korea. Hereeeeeeee's Vicente (Johnny Carson Theme briefly plays)
Vicente: I don't think we can open our shows with that, Al.
Al: You do know he's dead, don't you.
Vicente: Sure I do, but mimicking Ed McMahon...
Al: Dead, too.
Vicente: With Doc Severson's NBC...
Al: Almost dead.
Vicente: And naming the show after Sid Caesar's...
Al: Who?
Vincente: Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. I'm your host, Vicente.
Al: And I'm Al.
Vicente: Together we're going to bring you...
Al: Excuse me, Vicente. But I need clarification on something.
Vicente: What's that, Al?
Al: We're not going to be partners like those two guys in New York who did that Bitcoin Show, are we?
Vicente: Not at all, Al.
Al: Good! I just can't imagine sleeping with you and...
Vicente: That ain't what I meant. I meant that the show will be different, not necessarily our personal lives.
Al: That explains the duck.
Duck: Aflac!
Vicente: The duck is just a prop.
Al: And lordy knows, I've seen you use it as such.
Vicente: Let's move on, shall we?
Al: Let's.
Vicente: We have a fine first show in store for the viewing audience tonight, and...
Al: Are we live or are we taping this bitch?
Vicente: We're live. Didn't you get the memo?
Al: I got it!
Vicente: Didn't you read it?
Al: Read it, hell! I ate it! I thought it was lunch, you cheap bastard.
Vicente: Why don't we just bring out the first guest?
Al: Great idea! Let's get this show a rollin'!
Vicente: Our first guest is the fine comedian, Matthew N. Wright. He hails from...
Al: You got to be fuckin' kiddin' me! Matthew? A comedian?
Vicente: Why do you question that, Al?
Al: For starters, if Matty is such a F.I.N.E comedian, then why is his timing...wait for it...always late?
Vicente: Nothing gets pass you, Al.
Al: Thank you. And quit touching me!

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[Al the Alpaca]

Vicente: That was a great routine, Matthew. I never laughed so hard in my life.
Matthew: Thanks, Vicente. Hi, Al.
Al: Whatever!
Vicente: I don't think Al cares too much about you, Mathew.
Matthew: We all have our demons which we have to deal with, Grandma Owens used to say.
Al: Now you know why I'm against Hoosiers peculating.
Vicente: You mean proculating, Al.
Al: What did I say?
Matthew: You said peculating, not proculating. There's a big difference.
Al: Are you going to edit everything I say?
Vicente: Will you two stop it?
Al & Matthew: (in unison) HE STARTED IT!
Duck: Aflac!
Vicente: Not now! We're on the air.
Matthew: You and that duck!
Al: Well, I see we agree on something.

[Vicente]

Perdon, no hablo ingles.
Seria de mucho interes saber de lo que estas hablando, pero lamentablemente no entiendo
Ademas, no estoy interesado en hacer ningun show queria hacer como accion o 'noseque'. 

[paraipan]

JA puñetero alpaca  te ha salido el tiro por la culata tomaaa

[AndrewBUD]

Anglais s'il-vous-plait

[Al the Alpaca]

Perdon, no hablo ingles.
Seria de mucho interes saber de lo que estas hablando, pero lamentablemente no entiendo
Ademas, no estoy interesado en hacer ningun show queria hacer como accion o 'noseque'.  

Are there more than one Vicentes on this forum?

Hi all,

About 2 weeks ago I thought of making a Youtube series about Bitcoin.  This would not be news, but rather a story.
Something to keep the community entertained, and maybe bring other people into Bitcoin.

Please post your opinion about this. I am not good at making a story so it would be awesome if someone helps with the story or if an episode finishes in a suspenseful way and then later the audience can choose how to proceed with the story after giving some possibilities.

Here are some notes I wrote:

• I will need a writer or writers to create a story.  Nothing too technical about Bitcoin. CHECK!
• Theme of the story, action? First person POV? get something creative CHECK!
• Short episodes, at most 6 minutes, maybe even 5.  This gives me an idea of something similar to "The Guild" where the main character "talks to the webcam" for a short amount of time CHECK!
• I want to make a trailer or (Episode 0), to get people interested in watching the first episode CHECK!

Post your ideas to add them to the list.  If you think this is a bad idea then also tell me.  If you hate me, tell me, if you like it, tell me.  

It seems we have a breach of contract. Not only that, but I think the mods here need to affix the scammer tag on Vicente. Clearly, the above quotes shows that he lies (claims to not speak English) and takes advantage of down-on-their-luck alpacas. He has also reverted to name calling--noseque--when I've been nothing less than kind to him.

Vicente, my old friend, you will be hearing from Maria's, now my, lawyer.

Good day, you slant eyed Spic!

~Al the Alpaca~ (Alpaca, once again, at Large)

[Vicente]

I have a personality disorder, sometimes I speak English, and sometimes Spanish.  Other times I morph into a platypus, and some days I just float around in the air.  Yesterday I was a water bottle

[Freecoiner]

I have a personality disorder, sometimes I speak English, and sometimes Spanish.  Other times I morph into a platypus, and some days I just float around in the air.  Yesterday I was a water bottle

...and the day before you kick an up-and-coming alpaca to the curb. You should be ashamed of yourself.

~Bruno~

[Al the Alpaca]

I have a personality disorder, sometimes I speak English, and sometimes Spanish.  Other times I morph into a platypus, and some days I just float around in the air.  Yesterday I was a water bottle

...and the day before you kick an up-and-coming alpaca to the curb. You should be ashamed of yourself.

~Bruno~

No harm done. Vicente was kind enough to PM me a long letter and offered up his deepest apology for the way he treated me. I have accepted his apology, but we both feel it best that we still part separate ways.

I'm not exactly sure what Vicente has in store without me, but I've be teaming up with a new clan. Take a look at this video, for I'm sure you'll agree my new partners and new show will be wild. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLO8_fcwLxw

I bet Vicente is now jealous because I found them first.

~Al the Alpaca~

[AndrewBUD]

Holy crap..


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